*For HidanLuver*

"Ooh, my ears hurt just from thinking about how loud he screamed when he saw his ponytail next to him!" Sora snickered. That would break windows and splinter wood, it'd be so loud! Ryota normally was loud, so when he was upset, startled, or angry, or maybe a mix of all three, then Sora didn't even want to think about how loud he'd been at the time. "Almost wish I'd been around to hear it, but then, I need to keep my hearing, so it's probably better I wasn't." And Ryota attempting to get revenge? Oh, wouldn't that be pricelessly hilarious. He'd mess up so bad, he'd probably make a mistake the second he began planning revenge. Revelation would be at one of those scary moments maybe when he caught Ryota trying to get his revenge and cut his hair.

Teioh laughed. Revelation smirked, "He was to in shock to say anything actually..." He flicked his head to the side slightly to get some of his hair out of his face so he could see a little better, not that it really disrupted his vision all that much when it was in his face. "Then i flushed the hair down the toilet...and for some reason he got even more fucking pissy...he can be so fucking annoying..." Revelation said with a smirk. Teioh laughed again. He loved it when his brother was actually having a nice conversation with people, like he was starting to open up to people other then Teioh.

(Aww, you just signed off of msn when I got on....are you blocking me? D8)

Revelation was talking now, which probably meant he was all right with the conversation now. "Nice. Ryota speechless would be something for sure," Sora said, trying to imagine the blonde-who-never-shut-up, finally beign silent. Even for a second. "He doesn't know how not to be annoying, so he goes double time when it comes to making someone mad and wanting to strangle him." Everyone had more than likely had their moments when they would have absolutely loved to strangle that kid.

Teioh laughed, "I've never seen him quiet...it must have been nice for the whole 5 seconds he was right?" He said looking at his brother with a smile. The albino nodded and smiled back in response. Revelation had finally sprawled himself back out on the bed, leaning against the back to sit up. "Ya, if i wouldn't get in trouble, he would be dead the first day i had to stay with him...it really is a miracle...and I hope he understands that." Revelation said with a laugh.


(NO! My internet must have gone out...its really finicky... ^_^' ive been on all morning...except for about 3 minutes when my internet went out.)

"He probably doesn't. He can't understand or realize anything," Sora said, waving his hand in a way that was like saying, 'yeah, we all know he's an idiot and couldn't do anything brilliant if his life depended on it.' And he couldn't. "He's just a little, slightly, kind of, sort of stupid," Sora mused, thinking about whether or not he'd get smarter or stupider in the future.

Both the twins looked at him for a moment before bursting into laughter. "just kinda sorta right?" Teioh asked, clutching his stomach. "More like completely, absolutely." Revelation added wiping a way a tear brought on by his laughing. "Seriously, I've never met anyone as fucked up in the head as that idiot." Teioh said looking at his brother then at Sora.

"No one as messed up as him....hmm....I think you're right about that, actually," Sora said, only now wondering if he had met anyone else as bad as that blonde idiot. "And yeah, 'absolutely' would be the correct word that would fit." If there was any other word or words to describe Ryota being the worst possible thing to be trapped in a room with (other than a zombie with a chainsaw. ((I would know >o<))- ) "Maybe he was dropped when he was younger..." Sora pondered, believing it was probably true.

The twins looked at one another and smiled. THey both looked at Sora, "Ya that's probably it." Teioh said. "No...he probably fell when he was younger." Revelation corrected definitely seeing it possible of the clumsy blond. Both the twins were glad to see that everything that had been going on today that had been...uncalled, had been forgotten and they no longer had to worry about it...for now.

"More than likely, yes," Sora said. "Chances are he tripped down some stairs and landed nicely on his head. Which would explain the Ryota we know today, and unfortunately must live with...." Had he been dropped? Would he be like this if he hadn't (if he really had)? No, maybe it was just the genes passed on from his parents. "But Tobi is almost as bad, so what would explain his stupidity and hyper-activeness?"

The twins stopped laughing as Tobi was brought up. The twins found something very very strange about the masked man. They looked at one another for a moment before looking back at Sora, "Uh...we think it's an act... that he wants us to think he's stupid like that." Teioh said. Revelation nodded, "I'm surprised how patient he is though..." the albino added.

"An act?" Sora said under his breath. "What makes you think that? What would he be hiding?" he asked, or rather, wondered aloud. Tobi hiding something? He practically revealed everything about himself! Always claiming he was a good boy, or even saying things no one really needed to hear..... Sure, being in the Akatsuki, all possibilities of this were.....remotely possible. But Tobi? "Has anyone known him long enough that would know if he was acting or not? Other than Pein, I mean?"

The twins looked at one another again. Revelation nodded and Teioh sighed. The brunette turned back to Sora, "Okay, here's the thing. I was...snooping around the base a couple days ago. And I kinda got to eavesdrop on a conversation between Tobi and Pein. It was weird cuz Tobi wasn't acting like he usual does. He was all serious and ordering Pein around..." Teion explained in a hushed voice, "It was really really weird."

Oh, wow..." Sora said, considering how possible it was. The members of the Akatsuki were twisted, as they had twisted pasts to go along with it, so it was very likely Tobi wasn't who he pretended to be all the time. He'd probably never look at Tobi the same way now. Which could be bad, if Tobi took notice. If he was that smart, he would. "Why would he be acting though? He's gotta be hiding something really big."

"Heh..." Teioh scratched the back of his head, figuring it was probably necessary to finish the story now, "Ya...They ended up catching me...did you know Tobi ALSO has the same Sharingan thing as Itachi. He looked like he was going to kill me so I booked it." Teioh finished his explanation of what had happened with a laugh. Revelation had these sort of thoughts about Tobi since he had first met the apparent moron, there had just been something about him that Revelation couldn't put his finger on. He was extremely glad that his brother had ended up being able to find out so much information on the masked man.

"Ahh, very nice," Sora responded, thinking that he'd book it as well if he saw Tobi like that. It'd be unsettling and kind of creepy. Creepy in a way that he'd just leave and not come back for a long while again. He wondered what he cold possibly be plotting, if he was plotting anything at all. "This is a little weird now.....Tobi's never gonna be the same to me, and that's kind of almost sad, because now I might miss being annoyed with him, rather than knowing it's just an act."

Teioh laughed, but Revelation sighed, his good mood was suddenly gone again and he lay down on the bed again turned to look at the wall instead of his brother and Sora. Teioh noticed this quickly and turned where he was sitting, leaning on his brother and giving him a peck on the cheek, "Aw come on, don't be like this, you can get so annoying sometimes. Cut loose sometime." At this Revelation just snorted and Teioh turned back to Sora leaning back on Revelation, just to bug the younger twin. "So, let's drop the conversation, Revelation's being pissy again." He said with a smirk to the red head

"Yeah, all right, so we'll move on to some cooler kind of conversation," Sora suggested, not sure what that could be though. He didn't know what they could talk about. He doubted they could get Revelation back into the conversation, too. The first time must have been something of a coincidence or something. Maybe Teioh would come up with something.

Teioh leaned back more, not wanting to but succeeding in pushing his brother of the bed, and at the sudden loss of support behind him he quickly followed flipping off the side and landing on his brother.Teioh groaned in pain and Revelation just mumbled angrily to himself. Teioh didn't mind the position they had landed in. One where if he sat up, he was sitting on Revelation's face, and he had his face in his brother groin area. He almost laughed but didn't and he didn't bother getting up right now, he wanted to bug his brother a little first. He moved his hips around a bit and groaned some. He could feel his brother straining to get put beneath him.

Sora stood up in surprise when both brothers fell off the bed. He walked over to help them back up, but stopped short when he saw their position and Teioh's actions to it. He almost wondered if Teioh had landed in such a way on purpose. Revelation didn't look....well....not completely happy about it. Sora had to admit....it looked.....oh, gods, pretty dang hot. He suppressed a shudder of excitement. It was pretty awesome looking to him.

Teioh rubbed his cheek against his brother's groin moving the rest of his body as well, as though he was trying to get up. "Mmmm, Reevey...I can't get up..." He mumbled. Revelation was getting sort of ticked off, pretty sure that if he just left it, his brother would get bored and leave, or maybe Sora would come pick up his brother, hopefully the second he wanted this annoyance off him as soon as possible.

"Revelation?" Sora finally asked when Teioh was making it purposely and obviously worse. "You...um...you want some help there? I can't guarantee pulling him off, but it might help?" He didn't know if Teioh would fight back or anything to stay on top of his brother, but the least Sora could do was try and help Revelation out. Teioh was having too much fun with this. He moved closer towards them, trying to grab Teioh without brushing up against Revelation, since it'd be rather awkward. "Come on, Teioh....um...time to get off..." he said as he pulled at Teioh's arm.

Revelation sighed in slight relief at Sora's words. But the way Sora was approaching it...Revelation had a feeling it wouldn't work, especially when he felt Teioh wrap his arms around his legs. When Sora pulled on Teioh's arm, Teioh laughed, "No you're not my mommy. You have no authority over me, go away!" He said in a whiny childish voice.

"Your 'mommy'? What the heck?" He continued tugging at Teioh, trying to pry him away from Revelation, He had a good grip on him, and he didn't look like he'd be relinquishing it anytime soon. Unless Revelation went along with it, and he didn't appear to be in the slightest interested. "Okay, up you get now," he said, grunting and he tried to pulling him off.

Revelation was trying to get up as well, but his brother wouldn't let him. The brunette was a lot stronger then he seemed, which was very obvious. "NOOOOO!" He yelled once again in a very childish tone. He managed to kick Sora in the back of the knee a couple times, not realizing, that if the red head fell down, he'd fall on top of both the twins.

And Teioh just had to kick him where reflexes over powered what his mind was trying to avoid. Getting kicked in the back of the knees would automatically force his knees to give out. Unfortunately this wouldn't be the time of place to fall, not like it was his choice anyway. "Teioh! Don't!" he shouted as the strength in his legs gave out and forced him on top of the already fallen twins. "I swear, everything you do to wind up in situations like this are on purpose," he grumbled.