A rare occurance (RippedNose ONLY)

"That wasn't a come back. I was serious" Ryota rolled his eyes, sighing. See, he was right. Sora was just as stupid as his, or worse. Sometimes. "Hmmm, I think I like having no brain better. It's more fun" he grinned and laughed, "I don't think there's much left in there to lose. . . you've been around me enough to lose almost all of them. . . you probably have three brain cells left, and just havn't noticed yet" he snorted at the thought, that wasn't all too far-fetched. He could just have smart brain cells left, hence the illusion that he still had alot left.

"Oh, were you? Well, that's pretty darn sad if you were actually being serious there," Sora said, 'tsk'-ing. "You're mentally retarded, you can't have only three brain cells left," Sora growled. "It's not rally completely possible, see? And you lose them by either hitting your head excessively, or other various things. You don't lose them one at a time or anything. You'd lose a whole bunch at once." Such an idiot! Even though now his boredom was mostly cured, for a short while anyways, then he was getting frustrated with Ryota. He wanted him gone, even though their bickering was the only known source of entertainment so far.

"Yes you can! You can have no brain cells left! Sure, you'd be a vegetable, but still! Three makes sense for stupid people" Ryota argued, even though he knew Sora was probably right, as he was often, much to the blonde's dislike. "I never said you lose them one at a time" he pointed out, grinning. He knew that people lost brain cells in groups, which was why his dad told him to watch his head, seeing as he hit it on things half his life, which was probably why he was so stupid.

"You've probably got three left, if that's what you think," Sora said, sniffing at him. "You're a blonde, not to mention, so you're the dumbest blonde I've ever seen. You're your own level, actually." Ryota had somehow set his own level for stupidity. Sora didn't think anyone could get that far down on the idiot list, but this one had somehow succeeded.

Ryota raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms. "I'm blonde? That's rather rude. there are alot of smart blondes in the world" he defended, glaring at him. He tried frantically to come up with a name of a really smart blonde, but the only name of a genious he knew was Alber Einstein. . . and he had no idea what his hair colour was. "I'm not THAT stupid! It's just because I hit my head. . . a few times. . . " he knew that he had hit his head far from 'a few' times, but still.

"A few? That's a gross exaggeration of how many times you've probably actually hit you head," Sora said, figuring it to be about five times or more a day for him, and he was nineteen, so.....that was so uncountable, it wasn't even funny. That would explain why he was so stupid, right? Maybe, maybe not. He was an idiot no matter what he did.

"Oh shut up" Ryota muttered, glaring at the redhead. "I havn't hit it very hard alot" he lied. He hit his head pretty hard whenever he fell normally, but that had nothing to do with his stupidity, in his opinion. As far as he was concerned, it was genetic, so he wasn't to blame there.

"Nice fragmented sentence," Sora quipped. "If all you can do is swear, be stupid, and speak in incomplete sentences, then I have to question how much it really is worth my time to hang around an idiot like you." This wasn't even by choice at the moment, but still. He could probably walk away from him when ever he wanted. So technically he was choosing to hang around him. Sort of.

Ryota growled in annoyance, not having noticed that his sentence wasn't correct, but he didn't give a shit anyways. "Hmm, hanging around me will teach you to take the stick out of your ass and to quit being such a prick. Nobody cares how bad my grammar is" he rolled his eyes, wanting to just leave Sora, seeing how much they hated each other, but he had nothing better to do.

"That much? I'd be learning more than I learned with all the other people who've taught me a bunch of useless junk!" Sora said sarcastically. "If you ever need people to believe you're smarter than you look, well, that's obviously a time people would care. Say you get in some sort of situation that calls for outsmarting the enemy, not like you could in my opinion, but still. It's useful not to be so air headed." Ryota might not be able to do that though. He was so idiotic.

Ryota smirked and nodded. "You're right, you would be learning more, seeing as that's the biggest problem with you. Take the stick out of your ass and stop being a fucking prick, and maybe you'd be okay. MAYBE" he nodded seriously. He needed to loosen up, and learn to have fun, seeing as he was a boring motherfucker in the blonde's opinion. "And I'm not that stupid!" he protested once again, "If I were that bad, I would be dead by now, but I'm not".

"Well maybe if you took things more seriously and thought things out before out before charging straight it it, then maybe you'd be okay," Sora argued. This would get them absolutely no where. "A very slight chance of maybe could get you a little bit higher in my book."

"Hmph. Like I wanna get any higher in your books. I don't give a shit what you think of me" Ryota rolled his eyes. This was true, to an exctent. If Sora started to. . . like him like him, or something creepy like that, then there would be a problem. "All I know is that you're a bastard, and I don't really care about anything else.

((oh Ryota, if only you knew ^.^))

"You're just an idiotic dick to me," Sora growled. "Get a life, why don't you? Instead of being an obnoxious pest no one likes, why don't you make yourself useful and get lost?" Sora was done with this guy. He had nothing better to do, and wouldn't have anything better to do for a long while until he recovered, but this was getting too much for him. Ryota managed to always get on his very last nerve, and then destroy it.

"Well at least I have a dick!" Ryota snapped back, crossing his arms, "Which you probably can't make a claim about. . . you're too damn pussy to". He found no trouble saying things like this to Sora. In fact, their extreme dislike for each other just made it all easier to say. Things just came to his lips, and he felt no regret saying things, as he might if it was somebody he actually liked, and he was afraid of hurting their feelings or something.

(They certainly do manage to constantly find pointless things to argue over, huh? ((Oh, and Ryota wants Sora's dick, you know it))

"What? You've got a dick as long as your pinky finger? I bet it's shorter than that!" Sora shot back. "I probably surpass your size by a couple inches!" Ah man, if this stupid contest that Sora had no idea why he was yelling in, had to come to them pulling them out and comparing sizes, then Sora would know he'd dropped a couple IQ points just by being around him for a couple minutes.

Ryota rolled his eyes, his words having been turned around on him once more. "Yeah right. Like I'm going to beleive that. I'm probaby so much bigger than you it's not even funny! You're just trying to cover up your pathetic size" he had no idea how the argument had come to that, but he was obviously going to win.

((yupp, they really do. and oh yesh >: D its so obvious))

"I'd bet I'm twice as long as you are," Sora barked, doubting Ryota would ever get very big. Even if he was shorter than Ryota, it didn't mean Ryota would be bigger in everything. (Especially not his brain.) "You've got to be as long as you are smart, therefore that would conclude you to be...oh, would you look at that? Not very long at all."

"Phht, I highly doubt that" Ryota rolled his eyes, unable to beleive that. "Hm. One, that makes no sense, and two, if it WAS true, I'm pretty damn smart then" he crossed his arms with a slight smirk. Technically he was bragging, even if he was arguing at the same time, and their argument made no sense.

"Hah! Not even in your dreams!" Sora shot back. "You couldn't even wish to be smart!" Ryota was too stupid, and with all that stupidity and air in his brain, then there wasn't any cells that knew to grow him in every place. His dick would have to be the last place that would grow, and if it did, it grew slowly. "You're such a dumb braggart. You're all bark and no bite."

"My ass. I still think you're just trying to cover up for your pathetic size. I really highly doubt that you're bigger than me" Ryota sighed, shaking his head. "It's sad really, that you think you are. . ." he had no idea how big the redhead's dick was, and he had no intentions of finding out, even though he was sure that he was bigger.

"You mean your pathetic size," Sora corrected. "For the record, no one could believe you being longer than me, though I doubt they'd answer that question in the first place." Oh so true. Anyone they asked for this-and Sora was smart enough not to even think about asking people-would take a good look at them, then walk off, totally weirded out. "How about you go ask one of your girlfriend's you've done, then I'll have a go at her and we can ask her, how's that? Oh wait, I forgot, you've never had one, had you?"

"Hmph, I still think you're covering up. That comment makes me beleive it even more, covering it up by turning my words around on me. Geez, your argument is pathetic. Maybe I am smarter than you!" Ryota smirked and rolled his eyes, having no idea who was going to win this argument, but he was sure he was right anyways.

((lmao, i was talking to Fire and she says that Ryota's bigger cuz hes taller XD ))

((Just 'cause he's taller doesn't mean for certain he's bigger~))

"Now when and how did it make you believe you're possibly smarter than me? I don't see any slight possibility in that, actually. I think you're just being your usual, retarded self, hmm? Are you sure you're not just making junk up? No, you wouldn't be able to tell, never mind." Sora could say he was done with this idiot now. He wouldn't miss him for another couple hours. Maybe a day or so. He had his fill of stupid for a bit. "Just because you're taller by a bit doesn't mean you're longer, got it? Height doesn't always directly variate with length size."

((XD Fire says it does, and then she decided that Revelation and Teioh would each be 7 inches XD it was pretty funny really))

"Sine you seem to think that how big you are has anything to do with brains, then I've proved that I'm smarter than you, seeing as I'm bigger" Ryota explained, rolling his eyes. It was simple logic, even if it didn't make sense. He narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms. "Neither does brains! You're just being stupid and trying to seem like more of a man, while I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't have a dick at all!".