Because of you(RN only rated M for yaoi content!)

Ryota wasn't surprised that there was blood on his face when Sora wiped it off. He grinned and stuck his hand in his clay bag again. "I vote for flying" he said, laughing. He waited a moment until he had created the bird and tossed it on the ground, then as it grew to the right size, and he hopped on, sitting down comfortably and waiting for Sora.

Sora hopped on as well, next to Ryota. "Flying it is then," he said. He waited until the bird took off before he asked casually, though hinted sarcasm, "So, when did you want me to take you up on that offer from back there?" The people in the base would tell them to go somewhere else since it was again, the middle of the day. Doing it to get them mad wasn't always the most intelligent thing to do since on the occasion, Pein or Konan got mad too.

Ryota would always chose flying over walking, no matter what. He grinned at Sora when he brought up the offer from earlier, though he could tell there was some sarcasm there. "Hmm, maybe now?" he joked, spreading his legs a bit and smirking. "Or not, I don't feel like falling to my death" he looked over the edge at the landscape flying below them "Later then. . . we don't wanna get murdered now do we?" he laughed slightly, knowing how angry people got when they went at it, mostly because he was so loud. If he could keep his voice down, he was sure nobody would care as much.

((XD we should add random SasoDei in here. . . i dont know why, but i think it would be funny XD))

((Sure, why not >w<))

Sora laughed. "Yeah, I get it, I can wait," he said, amused. Ryota could keep him entertained and happy like no other could. Even as a child no one had been able to keep him as happy as Ryota. Love was strange and made you into a different person. In a way it was almost a power that overtook you, whether or not you liked it. "One day when someone like Hidan has a day off, we should have sex on his bed just to see his reaction."

((XD woot!! i can so see them just making out on the couch or something and Sora and Ryota walk in XD))

Ryota grinned when Sora said that he could wait, laughing as well. It would be. . . interesting, to do it up there, but probably suicidal. He burst out laughing at his lover's suggestion, clutching his stomach as he laughed. "HOLY FUCK!!! That'd be HILARIOUS!!!" he managed to yell, laughing. He was sure the reaction would be that of disgust, anger, and probably fear to sleep in his own bed. That would probably make him laugh for days.

((Ooh yeah X3))

"The reaction would be priceless, though I'm not sure what he'd be doing physically to us. Possibly he'd throw stuff, like his Jashin-sacrificing spears, or some other weapon, but I dunno. I would hope he'd be in too much shock to do anything but walk out slowly. "We'll have to try some day. Hidan or Kisame or something. Hidan mostly 'cause Kisame hasn't really wronged us quite yet. And the fact that Itachi sleeps there too. He might torture us in his sharigan thing."

((XD thatd be. . . interesting, for them. hilarious for us though XD))

Ryota laughed, just picturing it all. "One thing we know for sure, he would be pissed. He'll probably have a spazz. . . throw a bunch of stuff at us. . . and then try to sacrifice us to Jashin. . . unless we can get away fast enough, which may or may not work, depending on what we're doing" he said, grinning. Sometimes their conversations could be so random, but so funny at the same time.

((X3))

"Mmm, yeah," Sora agreed, picturing how it would go. "If we were in the middle of ah...uniting, I think some refer it to, then it'd be harder to get out, and awkward for anyone in the halls around the door. If not, then it wouldn't be too bad, maybe." If Sora was already in him, basically that would make it harder to run from the room and Hidan. The pleasure would also kind of be killed since the mood would have been sacrificed to Jashin.

Ryota laughed, able to see how that would go. "Yeah, that would be a. . . minor. . . setback" he said, knowing that it wouldn't exactly be minor. "It would be. . . an interesting way to end sex" he spoke slowly, choosing his words before snickering a bit. Interesting for sure. "Maybe he'd be in enough shock he'd kinda just close the door and leave? Hurt us later? I dunno. Maybe. . . if we're lucky" he looked down at the blurring landscape, his long hair flying back from his face, both of his eyes completely visible now.

"Well, you know Hidan. Nothing shocks him so much that he'd walk away and mess with us later," Sora said, shaking his head. "Kakuzu might if he were the one to walk in, but I dunno, both are kinda violent and slightly unpredictable." Unpredictable in various ways since most of the time people knew when or where they'd be doing something, killing, or whatever else. Parts here and there were predictable.

"Yeah, but I can always hope. Until he kills us" Ryota said brightly, laughing. He had no problem saying things about him being killed, except for the fact that he didn't want to leave Sora. He didn't want to even think about how the redhead would react to that. "Hmm, I bet I can predict half of it. . . maybe. . . probably. . ." he trailed off, knowing that he probably couldn't, but whatever. Maybe sometimes. Like Kakuzu spazzing over missing money, and Hidan sacrificing things to Jashin and swearing. . . but those were things that everybody could figure out.

"I can see what he'd do to us, but I dunno if he'd do it do to shock and anger and what not," Sora added. "I think Hidan has anger-management issues that need resolving somewhere, but then he gets too angry at the counselors and kills them. Then that leaves his anger-management unsolved every time." It totally sounded like something Hidan would do, so Sora had made it up. Now that he was thinking about it, Hidan probably did and probably had. He made a mental note to ask him later, but to be ready to run.

Ryota grinned, laughing. "Yeah, probably. I wouldn't be sirprised one bit. Ad he says I need anger management classes! Phhht!!" he said, shaking his head. Sure, he might, sometimes, but being told that by Hidan was bullshit. "He's got more problems than I do. . . I don't see why people say I have the most problems in the base" he crossed his arms. He really did have the most problems, but he wasn't willing to admit it. Hidan was next up though, no matter what. Either him or Tobi.

"Hidan needs a therapist that can't die," said Sora, shrugging like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "He needs some kind of mad scientist to do an operation on him and remove his brain, fix it and all so he isn't so psychopathic, and then the therapist might have a chance to live." Sora's crack story sounded weirder than weird, but he went with it. He was making it up as he went having nothing better to talk about in the first place.

"How many immortals are there out there? Really, he'd probably need another Jashinist, which wouldn't exactly work as a therapist"Ryota said, thinking about it for a moment. He looked over the side of the bird, checking where they were. The lake was just ahead of them, so it would only take about a minute more. He pulled the candy that he had stolen out of his pocket and stuck a peice of pocky in his mouth, crunching on it happily.