Are you sure that's a dog? *HidanLuver*

Cayden sighed. "I doubt you could kill me...if you were properly equipped maybe...but not now and probably not ever...besides I'm 100...my body never ages." He said with a shrug. Then he smirked tilted his head forward and looked at Ryota through his bangs, "Because, in case you haven't noticed...I'm not human." He added.

Ryota looked confused, wondering how the hell he could be 100. He actually woudln't be that surprised really. He was used to being around a bunch of immortals, a shark man, a plant man, etc. "Well how am I supposed to notice this?" he asked, a bit freaked out now. "Well, I don't really think I'm human either. . . but I'm not quite sure" he looked at the palm of his hand, wondering what his new owner was if he wasn't human.

Cayden noted as Ryota looked at his hand and grabbed it to look at it. His eye started to twitch as he looked at what was on Ryota's palm, "Is that a mouth!? Well anyway...your still a human, that would be more of a..." He paused to think of the word to use and settled with, "a mutation." It made him laugh again. He had wanted more of a scared response from his blond pet, but he would settle for this. He knew he was more powerful then Ryota, and it wasn't just him being cocky, he was made to be one of the most powerful beings alive.

Ryota raised an eyebrow as Cayden grabbed his hand to look at his palm. He knew that would be brough up eventully. "Yes, it's a mouth. . . and it's not a mutation" the mouth stuck it's tongue out, grinning stupidly. He pulled his hand away and looked around the room, thinking. He had said that Ryota would need to be equipped properly to hurt him. Would he die in an explosion? If he could get his hands on some clay. . . "So what are you if you're not human?" he asked, pushing the thought of clay. He would figure that out later. He shifted his feet and caught one on the other, succeeding in falling over, not a surprise.

Cayden watched Ryota fall over and blinked, "Well...in all honest...I have no idea what I am if I'm not human...maybe a experimental new species of humanoid creature?" He said with a laugh, that sounded about right, he shrugged, "None the less, evolution wise, I'm one step above humans...such as yourself..." He said with a laugh kicking Ryota rough in the side.

Ryota looked up at Cayden, raising an eyebrow. "That's really creepy, just so you know" he said, about to get up whe he was kicked in the side. "Ow. . . I have enough bruises there already, thanks". He got to his feet and sighed, having a feeling that he'd be kicked around more here than he was at home, which was saying alot. "I'm going to be in pain alot around here aren't I?" he asked, sighing and glaring at his 'master'. he really wasn't planning on accepting this, ever.

"Hmm...? How is what I said creepy...I'm just stating the truth." Cayden said with a frown tilting his head to the side as Ryota got up, "And if you disobey me, yes you are going to be in a lot of constant pain...I will make sure of that." He said with a shrug.

"It's creepy because you're some experiment. . . thing" he said, making a face. Ryota growled quietly, unable to help it. "Disobay you? What the fucking hell makes you think that I'm going to obey you even if you hurt me? I'm used to pain" he rolled his eyes. He had countless scars covering his body, and bruises were always covering him. He had broken almost every bone in his body on many occasions. he was sure that he could deal with whatever Cayden did to him.

Cayden clenched his fists at Ryota's first words and didn't listen to anything else he may have said as he started to shake in rage. He grabbed the collar of Ryota shirt and threw him in the direction of the wall, "You watch what you fucking say!" He walked over to Ryota again and backhanded him across the face, "I am not just some 'experiment thing' you will treat me like i'm superior to you because i AM superior to you! GOT THAT!?" He yelled at the blond.

Ryota noticed that Cayden was haking a bit too late, being grabbed by the front of his shirt and thrown towards the wall. He hit the ground and hissed in pain as his 'master' walked towards him. His head snapped to the side and his cheek stung as he was smacked across the face. "Holy crap calm down" he muttered, not intending Cayden to hear him. "Got it" he said with a smile, louder this time. He rubbed his face where he had been hit, not showing that he was hurt other than that. He was used to bearing it, trying not to show anyone that he was 'weak' in any way.

Cayden took a deep breath and tried to calm himself, he knew Ryota didn't really get it and would go back to the way he was in a moment, Cayden had lived around stupid humans long enough to know that much. He walked away from Ryota and sat down on the comfortable couch in this room and pinched the bridge of his nose. "So...do you have any possessions on you right now that i should know about?" Cayden asked with his eyes closed, his fingers still pinching the bridge of his nose as he awaited a response from his blond pet.

Ryota stayed where he was on the floor, though he crossed his legs. He was surprised that Cayden had calmed down so quickly. He looked up at the ceiling at the question, as if thinking. "I've got an empty wallet and a few pennies" he said slowly, leaving out the fact that he had a cell phone in his pocket. He wasn't planning on letting Cayden get that in his posession. If his dad called him he was screwed. . . he had the ring tune on as loud as it would go.

Cayden opened his eyes a bit and looked at Ryota with a cocked eyebrow, "That's it? So you if I went over there and checked your pockets, which I intend to do...That is absolutely all i will find?" He asked, he had a feeling he was hiding something by the way he really had to think over what he said. Cayden never carried anything on him, he didn't need to, so he didn't know if it was actually necessary to think that much about this sort of thing...but Cayden's brain was also much more advance and he probably wouldn'tforget it anyway...but that wasn't the point.

Ryota bit his tongue to keep from swearing. "Um. . . yes?" he said a bit uncertainly, having no idea how to get out of this. His phone was the only way he could use to get out of this place easily. He shifted, trying to shove the phone out of his pocket with his elbow discreetly, though as it slid out and hit the floor, it just had to make a loud noise. "Shit" he hissed, shifting again to sit on it before grinning at Cayden, knowing that he was screwed now.

Cayden shook his head, then looked back at Ryota when he heard something hit the floor and he frowned at the blond. He stood up with a sigh, "Tisk tisk...you shouldn't lie to me..." he said walking over to Ryota and kicking him over to pick up the phone, "You thought you could hide this from me...?" He said flipping it open and started looking through Ryota's contacts...there were some pretty...'interesting' names on here.

Ryota cursed as he was kicked over. He sat back up and looked up at Cayden. "Not really, but I tried anyways" he said with a smile. He had no idea what was going to happen to the phone now, but he knew that he'd never see it again. He heard the familiar loud melody and smacked himself in the forehead. It was obviously his dad calling, and at the worst time. "Fuck" he groaned quietly. He wondered if Cayden would answer or not, hoping that he did, so he could try and yell something or some shit like that. It was the only thing he could think of at the moment.

Cayden cocked an eyebrow as the phone started to ring and the name 'Dad' appeared on the small screen he looked at Ryota then pushed the accept call button and walked into his back yard closing the thick glass door behind him, "Hello. Are you Ryota's father?" He asked in a happy tone as he walked to the end of the deck.

Ryota cursed as Cayden walked outside with the phone. He jumped to his feet and ran across the room, pulling the door open and running after him. "Give me my phone you bastard!" he yelled angrily, wondering what his dad was saying.

Deidara raised an eyebrow as an unfamliar voice answered Ryota's phone. "Uhh yeah, un. Who the fuck are you?" he asked. He was pretty sure he could hear Ryota yelling in the background, but he wasn't too sure.

Cayden glared at Ryota who had opened the door. He shoved the blond back inside, "STAY IN THERE YOU DAMN MUTT!!" He shouted, moving the mic of the phone away from his mouth a little, though he was sure it was still loud to the person on the other end. He closed the door again and ran into the backyard and into the small forest he had on his property, "I'm not telling you my name if thats what you want to know...no...I am your sons new owner,alright? So don't worry if he doesn't come home. Anything you'd like me to tell him?"

Ryota waved his arms as he was shoved back inside and he fell over, sitting on the floor and glaring at Cayden. "I'M NOT A MUTT! BASTARD!" he yelled through the glass. He was sure there was a way to track phone calls, and if there was, that someone could figure out how, so he could get out of this damn place.

Deidara heard the yell and looked at the floor, knowing that it was Ryote he had heard now, and was this person calling him a mutt? "His owner? How the fuck did that work, un!? Fuck. . . tell him that. . . fuck never mind he already knows. Now good luck keeping him there, un" he said with a smirk, sure that Ryota would be free in a day or so. He had no idea who this was, but he was confused, and still a bit worried.

Cayden laughed, "I don't think i have to worry about him escaping and if you're wondering how this works...well i'm guessing you know a guy named Teioh?" He said with a smirk, "If you're wondering hos this happened, just go ask him. Now bubi, and don't bother trying to trace this call, once i hang up this phone is trashed and you won't be picking up a signal from it." He said happily hanging up the phone and starting to walk back to his house. He walked inside, "Good news, your fathers not going to bother looking for you." He said with a smile.

Deidara's gaze shot to the door when this person mentioned Teioh. "Oh that bastard, un" he muttered angrily. "But seriously, you have no idea who you've chosen to keep as a pet, un" he said with a smirk. Ryota had always been the most annoying thing in the base other than Tobi, and he had been trained to work with the Akatsuki. There was no way someone could keep him locked up. He growled slightly when he was told not to trace the call and he hung up, not saying another word, and left his room to go find Teioh.

Ryota sat on the floor inside the house, glaring out the door. When Cayden finally walked back in he stood up. "That's good news?" he asked, sure that his dad hadn't said that anyways. He sighed and looked on the bright side and grinned widely, looking at the ceiling. He'd never see Teioh again, he'd never see Revelation again, he'd never see Rei again, he'd never see Tobi again. That was deffinitly better, so things evened out a bit, though not really that much.

Cayden laughed at Ryota, "Of course it is." He said walking by Ryota and into the living room, sitting down and looking through the phone some more. "So...you're not hiding anything else from me, are you?" Cayden said looking up at Ryota for a moment with a cocked eyebrow. He wouldn't be surprised but...he could never be sure.

Teioh was walking down the hall humming happily, he had just told his brother what he had done to Ryota and now he was hungry. He saw a very pissed Deidara walk out of his room and Teioh couldn't help but smile and wave at him, "Hey there, Deidara! What's up?" He said with a smile.

Ryota sighed and shook his head. "Not that I know of. . . I might have forgotten something though" he looked up at the ceiling and thought, running through everything. The fact that he was in the Akatsuki wasn't something he was going to tell Cayden, and it wasn't something that he could find out easily either. "OH I have another mouth on my chest, just so you know. . . its all stitched up though" he said brightly, unsure if he'd get in trouble if Cayden found out later.

Deidara glared at Teioh as he waved. He sure seemed to be in a great mood, and the blonde now knew why. "What the FUCK did you do to Ryota!?" he asked angrily, completely ignoring his question. He wanted to know what the hell happened to his son, and he wanted Teioh to fix it, since it was his fault. He crossed his arms furiously and continued to glare at him as he awaited the answer.

Cayden's lip rose in disgust at what Ryota found necessary to tell him "That's incredibly weird." He looked down at the phone again still going through all the weird names trying to find any that might be important to call. "How about I sew up all your other mouths as well? That would make life much easier..." He said with a smirk not looking up at Ryota as he spoke. He was waiting for some outburst from Ryota that Cayden found suitable for punishment.

Teioh scratched the back of his head, "You found out. Well if you must know he wanted to play with the puppies in the store so he got in the cage and it automatically locked behind him...so i went to go ask some guy to let him out and he kicked me out...Do you have any idea what happened after that?" He asked curious as to how well his plan had gone.