*For HidanLuver*

Sora just shrugged at his offer, deciding to take some when he was up for it. He looked around the place they were at. It wasn't bad. He had been to better, and he had been to worse. This was in the middle. "So when you're done eating, are we all going back to being bored?" he asked, hoping that they would have come up with something that they wanted to do by now. "I seriously have no idea what we could be doing right now."

Teioh nodded bu smirked at what Sora said, "Ya of course, we have to be bored right. We could always go back to the base and spy on Tobi or something, that might be fun. Or we can go through Ryota's stuff and try to find some secrets against him." He said with a laugh. Revelation smiled and took a couple fries, it seemed as though Teioh was actually trying now, this had been the first non-perverted thing he had suggested.

Well, Sora would have to say he was amazed that something other than 'wanting some stuff done' from Teioh, had actually come from his mouth! Sora said nothing. "Well, that sounds great and all, but it's so boring back at the base, in my opinion. Maybe you two think that too, but I'm more accustomed to moving constantly and traveling. Not trying to find something to keep myself occupied in one spot. So if you'd like to do that now, go right ahead, but I'll be catching up later."

The twins both sighed at Sora's response and did something a little strange when it came to, but they spoke in unison, "You told us to suggest. You come up with something." They looked at one another after they finished and then looked at Sora again. It was strange they had such different voices for being twin brothers. Teioh's being louder and higher and more carefree sounding this his serious toned brother.

"Nah. Only thing I can come up with is boring, because I'm such a boring person, and all I care for doing is sitting around and junk, y'know?" Sora said, shrugging. "I'm too used to traveling to go back there and do stuff that'll bore us in a couple of hours."

"Hypocrite." Revelation sighed. "Then how come you kept asking for stuff to do?" They said in unison again, they glanced at each other again then back at Sora both with frowns set on their faces.

"Because I was hoping maybe it wouldn't be something boring back at the base," Sora sighed. "At least here there all all kinds of different people to interact with." He had already stolen one thing from every Akatsuki member except Pein and Konan, so he needed new material to steal from. This town looked fun. "We could just steal from these people and some places instead of Ryota's room, if you want. Probably a lot more enjoyable."

The brothers shrugged, stealing wasn't something Revelation did for fun, and Teioh was to much of a good person to do that sort of thing and, of course, he decided to voice that fact, "Well, you may be some criminal person, but in case you haven't noticed...I'm not. I'm just the son of a criminal and the brother of a criminal. There's a difference." He said taking a bite out of his food. "Besides, Revelation's no good at that sort of thing, he's more of a night-assassin type guy, not a middle-of-the-day-my-hair-glows-in-the-sun-I'm-going-to-attempt-to-do-something-quietly-and-without-attracting-attention sort of guy, if you know what I mean." Teioh explained with a laugh, and Revelation sighed because he knew it was the truth.

"I think I get it," Sora said, since he cold see his point and respected it. It was fair enough. "I'm not completely a criminal person, just...y'know, like stealing whatever I don't feel like paying for, and I only kill people who deserve it, so I'm not as bad as the Akatsuki. It's not my thing, but I've got my balance of it." Be good one day, steal, kill, whatever the next. A well enough balanced life, so he couldn't call himself good or bad. He didn't care much for the titles personally.

Teioh laughed, "I'm not cut out to be a criminal, I can't steal without feeling guilty." He said with a laugh, "And i've never killed anyone in my life. Damn...compared to either of you i'm fucking soft." He said with a laugh, "My entire life is soft. Makes me feel like a wuss" He said laughing. Revelation took a bit more of his food and smirked, though he was right, Revelation wasn't going to voice any of his thoughts on this matter.

Sora didn't take him for a softie or anything close. He took him as a total player or something else suggestive. He certainly was experienced with various things, so how could he be soft? He could do anyone anytime but he couldn't kill? Well....killing and stealing was slightly kind of in a different category than random sex, so maybe he could almost see the point he had for that. "I wouldn't call your entire life 'soft,' but something more along the lines of.....hmm....less eventful, maybe? Though with you I doubt your life is anything close to uneventful."

Teioh laughed, "Definitely not uneventful! And there are certain things I've stolen before without being guilty, if you catch my drift." He said laughing loudly, the very suggestive comment making Revelation roll his eyes and rest his head in his hand as he sighed. They both should have seen something along those lines coming up eventually.

"Uh....huh...." Sora responded, catching his drift well enough. Several things stolen by Teioh that he wasn't guilty over would be someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend, or someone's virginity. He could see him never blinking once before he took either, so..... Well, what did that make him? Confident? "And you love the fact that you've stolen that kind of stuff, huh?"

Teioh shrugged, "well i wouldn't say love, but I do find it incredibly amusing." he explained with his goofy smile on. "Well, I've stolen stuff alone those lines since I was..i think, six years old. It was funny because my dad wasn't mad, hell he was proud." He froze there as he realized he had said dad, he hadn't meant to...but it was the man he grew up with and saw as his father since he didn't know any better. Teioh looked at Revelation who frowned and looked to the side to avoid his brother's gaze.

Sora took note of what had silently transpired between the two as the word 'father' was spoken. He said nothing, adding to the silence that veiled the group thickly, as well as the bit of awkwardness. "I'm not sure if I should be impressed or.....or what?" he said, since he really wasn't sure what to say. "Is it a good thing?"

Teioh shrugged, glad that Sora had decided to break the awkward silence that hung over the trio. "I think so, the girls parents didn't she went home crying because twenty minutes later I cheated on her with her best friend. Keep in mind...I was six years old." he said with a laugh. "I had no idea what love was...hell, I didn't even like them...I just thought it was funny. In a twisted sort of way." he said laughing before he took another bite of the food in front of him. Revelation sighed, he had expected no less of his brother since he met him...and he was sure their actually father would be very proud of his eldest son as well if he heard this 'accomplishment.' Which really was rather pathetic to think about.

"What? Six? How are you able to know about this stuff, or even know how to do this at six?" Sora asked, baffled. It was odd, but it sounded interesting, sort of. "I don't doubt you'd try something like that at six, but how in the world did you know how to do something like that?" Oh, but then maybe he wasn't exactly talking about sex? Maybe he'd just hooked up with the girl then went to her best friend and did other things along similar lines? Ugh, still pretty freaky.

Teioh burst into laughter, "Ya SIX! What the hell do you think I was doing, when you're six, cheating is pretty much just holding another girls hand. And i DID know about that sort of stuff, but, surprisingly, I was still young enough to think it was icky. No I just kissed them, don't worry." Teioh said shaking his head, barely able to say the words over his own laughter, "Damn, why in the world would you think a six year old would be having sex?" Revelation smiled at this all as well, it was pretty funny, mainly the part with Teioh thinking at any point in his life that sex was icky, it was just something he never saw from his brother. Teioh smiled at Sora as he awaited a reason for the red heads pervertedness.

"Well, this is coming from you, of course I thought you'd try something like that at six!" Sora said, since he hadn't even known about that stuff at the age of six. More like before he hit puberty, or close to that time. "Dang it, you messed with my head with that sentence," Sora growled, trying to shake the thought from his mind. "This is you, so naturally I'd think the worst."

Teioh continued to laugh but he shook his head, "Oh thanks so much,I feel so loved." He stated as Sora said because it was Teioh that he had to think the worst, though Teioh didn't blame him. He calmed his laughter though, "For the record...I didn't have sex until I was thirteen." Revelation face-palmed and Teioh burst into laughter again at his own statement.

"Um....well then, I don't really think there's anything I can say or add to that statement," Sora said awkwardly. He didn't know what to say, seriously. What could be said and why would he say it? This was Teioh, there almost was no point in saying something or reprimanding him because he laughed about it and wouldn't learn a single thing to begin with.

"Ya? Alright, let me ask you a question. How old were you when you first had sex, and had it been with a girl or a guy. Mine had been with a girl three years older then me." Teioh said proudly a huge smile still graced his near-perfect features. He was actually pretty curious...and he knew Revelation had to be at least slightly curious, though he would never talk during a conversation like this...why? because it might mean he would have to answer the same question which even Teioh knew was something he wouldn't want to do.

"Okay, first time I had sex?" Sora thought about the question. "I think I was experimenting and had sex with a girl at the age of.....what, fifteen? Sixteen, maybe? Something around then, but girls aren't interesting, like I said. Some months later I experimented with a couple guys and found it much more enjoyable, so I guess I only really got into it when I was sixteen." Three years older then when Teioh had tried, not sounding much older, but at least it made a little more sense than doing a girl older at thirteen.

"That's decent, I only had sex with her because I told her I wanted to brag to my friends and she said she'd do it with me." Teioh said with a laugh. "She lived next door to me, we were actually really good friends, so it was pretty funny especially since she had a boy friend at the time." He explained almost falling out of his chair laughing. Revelation shook his head not knowing what to say to that, it was the first time he had heard it and it wouldn't be something he would want to brag about...but him and his brother were completely different people.

Sora wasn't sure to laugh or what. This was interesting, slightly comical, and yet it was odd. What was there to emote? He gave a faint smile, kind of a confused one, but still a small one. "Aren't you sweet?" he said, knowing Teioh really was anything but. Or he was, but in his own way that no one really could come close to topping. "And what happened after? Or do I not wanna know?" he asked, slightly curious. He'd probably left her to get broken up with by her boyfriend or something, then walk away and pretend he'd never met her. He seemed like someone who would do that.