*For HidanLuver*

"Nothing happened. Me and her acted like it never happened and were still good friends afterwards and laughed about it every once and a while as though it was one of the funniest jokes ever and all my friends were incredibly jealous because none of them could get girls." Teioh replied with a shrug.

Ah. Not ended as Sora had considered a possibility. He didn't think Teioh would just let it go like it never happened. Not sure why, but whatever. "Huh. That doesn't sound like something you'd be so okay with. I dunno, you just seem like someone who'd want to rub it in their face or something." Something like an insult was like a joke to Teioh. He practically couldn't get hurt from words of physical punishment. He was nearly invincible with that kind of thing.

Teioh shrugged and actually frowned slightly at the comment, "Well...when you've been good friends with someone for so long and you both had agreed to forget it afterwards you're going to forget it afterwards...or at least...not bring it up as something to use against them. She actually continued dating her boyfriend for four months after I had sex with her, and he never knew anything." he explained, "I'm not always a bad person...just most of the time I am."

"Hmm, I think that's interesting about you, and I believe you somehow, but that sounds like a nicer part of you I'd like to see in person someday," he said, trying to really picture a moment when the nicer and maybe more innocent or whatever could be used to describe Teioh like that, would happen. It'd be new and nice, maybe.

Teioh smiled though that had confused him, who said he wasn't like that all the time. "Ya well...I don't know about that...maybe you'll see it one day." He said with a small shrug. Revelation smiled at this, he was pretty sure he had never seen that side of Teioh, but he had already seen Teioh in many different lights...all of them pretty damn annoying in one way or another, but some of them were oddly kind and parts he could live with even if they very rarely reared their heads. The thought made him sigh and run a hand through his hair.

Sora shrugged, not sure how to keep this going longer or what else he could put up so they could continue off of that. Someone else could try if they wanted but he was pretty much stuck. He didn't know what to do if they had to sit there in silence the entire time and just..... y'know, sit there. That was boring and a waste of time. Ahh, what was there for them to do around here anyway? The town was boring, the base was boring, where else, or what else could they do so he wouldn't be bored?

Teioh ate in silence for a short while, just stuffing his face with food, he was never really hungry...but that was probably because when he ate he ate enough to feed a starving family in a third world country. When he was finally done except for a couple fries which Revelation gladly took he took a gulp of his drink before sighing, "So, you look bored."He said stating the obvious as he would usual do. Revelation picked up the drinking slightly surprised that it wasn't all gone and drank a little bit of it as well, most people would be all germ cautious and get their own straw even if it was their own siblings, Revelation didn't care about that though...and that wasn't just because he often swapped spit with his brother anyway, he wouldn't care just because it's his brother.

Sora hadn't really had a response for this, so he didn't say anything, just watching the table with an uninterested gaze. What to do, what to do? This place was terribly boring, and he wondered how long he'd be staying for real. Probably not much longer than a month or so, and he'd been here for a little bit. A month was his goal and it would be torture. Unless he found something to occupy his mind in the mean time, anyway.

"Don't forget, there is always my option. It'll definitely keep you from being bored, and you KNOW that." Teioh said with a laugh leaning back in his seat resting his hands on his flat stomach his brown hair sort of fell in front of his face but he didn't see the need to move it, and with his hair in front of his face like that he looked a lot more like his brother, even though it wasn't nearly as long and didn't even cover his eyes completely when it did fall in front of his face.

"Yes, yes, I know," Sora said, fighting to keep the tint away from his face. He didn't want Revelation or Teioh seeing that the thought of Teioh's suggestion made him flush red. He could say he wasn't in the mood for that. "If you wanna find people to do that option with, be my guest, you'd certainly have a lot more fun with them than you'd have with me."

Teioh sighed loudly at Sora's words he let his head drop forward and hit the table in front of him, "OH MY GOD!" He yelled practically at the table. He looked up, resting his chin on the table instead of his forehead, "For someone who says they get around...how could you deny someone as pretty as me? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" Talking with his chin on the table wasn't comfortable but he did it anyway, especially since Sora was really starting to bug him and Teioh just might be forced to rape him if things kept going like this.

Sora flinched at the loud voice. Why the heck was he yelling? In public of all places too! "I do get around, but of my own whim, not always from someone's suggestions," he said, hoping he'd stop drawing looks and attention totally unwanted to their table. "I deny your offer because it isn't a whim of mine yet, so, yeah." He didn't think Revelation would want this either, so......there was always that factor to consider.

Teioh moved his arms so they were crossed under his chin and he frowned at the red head, "Yet? Why not yet?" Teioh asked. Revelation leaned on his hand and sighed, Teioh was going to keep pushing this despite the albino sitting right there. Though now that Teioh had his sights set on breaking Sora, there was no breaking it, Teioh was stubborn as a mule.

"Because, it's like..... Umm, if I told you to eat something and you weren't hungry, what does that feel like to you? Putting humor aside, because I know you'll throw some of it in to your answer, what would you feel like doing if someone told you to eat and you weren't hungry?" That was the best way he could describe it, and he wasn't putting in any of the part that he didn't want Revelation to get mad or he didn't want Revelation to think he loved him.

"I'm never hungry...but I always eat...and that's the whole truth." Teioh said within seconds of the question being asked. Revelation nodded, "From what I know of him so far...he actually is telling the truth...not a joke at all." the albino said with a sigh and a small frown. Of course there had been the obvious answer to the question but Teioh's answers were never the obvious ones...most of the time.

Great. They'd managed to turn Sora's example into their own explanation. He needed something else to help him explain. Or he could just come out with it, even if it didn't make sense. "Okay, so it's like this; I don't feel like it, or rather I'm not in the mood for it, and if I'm not, I probably wouldn't get hard, so just plainly, I'm waiting until I want sex." Simple and clear enough. Teioh would get that, but he'd object to wanting to do it anyway.

Teioh nodded in understanding for a few moments before he burst into laughter, unable to control himself, leaning on his brother's shoulder to support himself, his laugh now sounded a lot like his father's except a tad less insane and it even made Revelation smile, the albino didn't really care how much attention the brunette was attracting right now.

Sora blinked a couple of times, just watching as Teioh found humor in this. Okay, so maybe to a child it would sound silly and from embarrassment the child would giggle, but this was Teioh; he wasn't exactly a child, he'd been through a ton of this stuff, and none of this was actually comical. Kind of. Revelation didn't seem to mind, despite him not liking much attention from anyone.

Teioh had started to cry from laughing, it hurt, but he couldn't stop, that had just sounded so funny. He wiped his eyes on his brother's shoulder as he took a couple deep breaths and calmed himself down until he was only letting out a couple giggles here and there, but now his eyes were slightly puffy and red and his eyes were glassy. "You have no idea how stupid you sounded saying that in some crappy little fast food place do you?" he asked with a huge grin on his face even though it looked like he had just be bawling his eyes out.

And now it was to the point where Sora really didn't understand why he was laughing so hard to the point of tears. When he'd finally managed to calm himself enough, he said something totally Teioh-ish. "No, I don't, because if I did I'd probably laugh like you did. Or not, since you find more humor in any sentence than anyone I've ever met," he replied, since it was true. He'd met a couple who could find humor too, but nothing like Teioh.

Teioh shrugged, "That's not true...there are some things you could say that I wouldn't find funny. Basically anything sexual i find hilarious, I would've guessed you'd have figured that much out by now." He explained, though it really just seemed like stating the obvious.

"Yeah, but you can turn anything said into something sexual," Sora added on, since Teioh seemed to find sexual humor in anything. He was one of those people who could unconsciously turn anything, didn't matter what kind of sentence, into something suggestive. He could bet his knives that Teioh could and would do something like that.

"Well..." the statement made him think for a short while, "Ya I guess so, I do do that often. Except for that food metaphor you brought up, that was me talking about food." he said as he analyzed what he had just said during this conversation. Revelation actually laughed, his laugh was much more pleasant then Teioh's not nearly as...insane, though a lot of the time it could be even more insane then Hidan's,now was not the right situation for a laugh like that.

Sora went back to starring at the table since there wasn't a way to continue this topic. Teioh had gotten his laughs and had thrown in some comments, that was about as good as he could see them getting with these conversations here. He wondered if Revelation had anything to say, or if he had any idea of what to do, but he went with a lot of whatever Teioh said.... So maybe not.

Teioh sighed loudly and wiped is eyes on his sleeve again, "And now it's quiet again." He said, "How come we can't find one conversation and stick with it? It's probably Revelation's fault for not even talking half the time." Revelation glared at his brother and Teioh just shrugged, "Just saying."