Cannot share this prize -KDS & RN only-

Ryota shook his head, rolling his eyes. He didn't see how someone could like the taste of blood. He had tasted his own enough, when he was bleeding, or he bit his lip or coughed it up or something, and it wasn't that great. When his hair getting caught in his sword was bumped up to a higher number by them he glared at Sora first, and then Revelation. "It was only twice! I swear!" he complained, though it probably had been more like a dozen. He didn't bother to count though. He would probably just lose track anyways.

"You can't count to save your life!" Sora said, because he knew Ryota had done this way more than twice. Twice was the biggest lie or stupidest belief he'd heard from the blonde. Well, no, there were worse, but whatever. "C'mon, we know you're stupid and all, but can't you at least remember the times you've managed to hurt yourself?" he asked, though he didn't entirely mean it. Sure, most people should at least remember those kind of incidents, but Ryota was.....special, he couldn't remember anything except his art.

Revelation shook his head, "Sora, of course he can't, no one would be able to, not with how clutzy he is. And aside from that, Ryota is the reason blonds are called stupid airheads." He explained with a smirk, little drips of blood hitting the ground periodically. He was waiting for Sora to get all defensive and prove to Revelation, once again, that he liked the blond, even if the blond would be completely oblivious to everything.

"Nearly," Sora countered though he didn't mean to be taking a defensive role for Ryota. It just sort of shot from his mouth. He wanted to make fun of him, but with Revelation degrading him as he was Sora couldn't completely help the outburst. "I've met a few more blondes who set the record and called them all blondes. Ryota is stupid but not as stupid as some guys I've met." Okay, opposite of what he'd been saying, Ryota had been the dumbest blonde he'd ever laid eyes on. Light travels faster than sound; thought Ryota had been pretty hot until he spoke. He got over that since the blonde could make him laugh at times and junk.

"I'm not stupid, for the eighty billionth time!" Ryota protested, throwing his arms in the air. He knew he was putting up a meaningless fight, since nobody had beleived him before, and weren't likely to now, but he didn't care. He argued back anyways. He was a bit confused by Sora's sudden change of sides there, but he shook it off. "Yeah, see, I'm not the stupidest out there!" he went along with Sora, not noticing that he had pretty much put it out there that he had been lying before, even if it was obvious anyways.

Revelation shook his head as Sora stood up for the blond, he was about to retort when Ryota decided to cut in and make himself sound even stupider then before, "No, you are the stupidest person out there. Just by using the figure you're an idiot. Even if you said it ten times a day it would take you 22 million years to say it 80 billion times. The most you could have said it by now I would say is..." he took a moment to think, "47450 times." He said coming to a figure after a while. He was just trying to make the blond seem even stupider, though not many people would be able to do that sort of math in their head like he could. Maybe this made him a bit less like his dad then Ryota had said just a short while ago.

Ryota's eye twitched as Revelation corrected what he had said. All of the math talk made his head hurt, even if he wasn't actually doing any of the work. It just confused him. "Okay, one, it's called an exaggeration, and two, WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S NOT NORMAL! HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT SO DAMN FAST!?" he burst out, throwing his arms in the air. "No, you know what, you're lying aren't you? Just making up random numbers to confuse me. . . damn you" he trailed off, unsure if he was making a false accusation or not. He shifted slightly on the couch, his foot starting to fall asleep from Sora sitting on it, so he pulled it out from under the redhead and propped both of them up on the back of the couch by Sora's head.

Sora would have come in and made fun of Ryota too, but then he'd be proving to Revelation that he was trying to defend Ryota but at the same time mess with him. Even Ryota could catch on to that, maybe. "Revelation's just a smart, over-cocky mind-twister," he said. "Don't worry about it and you won't hurt yourself trying to figure out half the tricks he pulls on everyone." Not really directly defending the blonde but not helping the albino either.

Ryota crossed his arms and sighed, confused already. "Yeah yeah, I kow" he said, waving off Sora's comment before he actually thought it over. "Wait. . . are you calling me stupid? I can too figure out what he said!" he glared at the redhead and kicked him in the back of the head thanks to where his feet were conveniently placed. "Jackass" he muttered before trying to decide weather Revelation had made it up or had actually figured it out.

Sora laughed as Ryota took it offensively anyway. It worked to convince him he wasn't helping him, though he didn't see the side where he wasn't directly aiding Revey. He hadn't expected him to in the first place so it worked out well. "Ever notice someone call you smart?" he commented, since no one did or would. "What else would they call you?"

Revelation just smirked as they argued, of course those were real figures, he wouldn't make up stuff like that. It was so obvious that Sora was just trying to defend Ryota again no matter how much he tried to hide that fact. "Well those were real figures. I know you were exaggerating, but I like to take any opportunity given to me to insult your intelligence, you should know that by now shouldn't you?" Revelation said with a laugh. Then he turned to Sora, "Though you shouldn't be saying anything, you can be just as stupid as he is." Revelation stated, "I don't know where you get off attempting to insult me. Just to defend that stupid little blond, pointless." he said shaking his head.

"Yeah, I can be stupid too, but only when I want to be," he replied, because he could choose when he didn't care to think compared to Ryota plainly just not thinking at all. Sometimes if he was being careless he could be stupid, but other than that he watched himself to prevent being stupid. "I may do pointless things, but don't we all? Ryota has his weird habits, you shoot people for hardly a reason, and sometimes I throw knives at things for no reason. My point being that we all do stupid and or pointless things. The amount just....differs in us a little."

"I always have a reason for shooting things..." Revelation stated with a frown. "Ryota is a reason all on its own. So maybe you should stop defending him, he obviously doesn't notice anything." Revelation said with a glare. He looked at Ryota then back at Sora, "Now im going to go before you" he looked at Ryota, "Say anything stupid that will make me do something stupid." He said before turning around and walking out of the room.

"It's not nice to insult somebody" Ryota stated, keeping his face completely straight. "Hey! I'm not little!" he shot at Revelation, completely ignoring the 'stupid' part. They'd already gone over that and he was pretty sure he'd lost that argument. He listened to their banter with a raised eyebrow, waiting. "How about you're both stupid and do pointless things and we settle at that?" he muttered to himself, not intending on anybody hearing him. "HEY! I take offense to that too!" he declared, waving a fist at the albino, glaring. "Wait. . . notice what? Notice what?" he was louder as Revelation turned to leave the room. "What am I supposed to be noticing!?" he asked, figuring that his partner would be more likely to tell him than Sora since he was the one defending him, or something. He wasn't even sure. He flipped over off of the couch and threw himself at the albino's retreating ankles, repeating the question. He wanted to know what he was missing.

Revelation was ignoring Ryota, but almost fell as suddenly he was right there. Revelation glared down at him but he let the glare leave as he realized what he could do to Sora right now but he decided that telling Ryota would mean Ryota wins for now and he rather not have that happen ever, "I'm not going to tell you, how nice do you think I am. Maybe you should just try to be a little more aware of what Sora says to you." He kicked Ryota in the face, "And maybe you should wear a nice tight belt." That was it, he continued to walk out of the room laughing as he went.

Ryota sighed and rolled his eyes when Revelation started speaking. He should have known. At the mention of paying attention to what Sora said he raised an eyebrow, confused. He opened his mouth to speak when his partner's foot collided with his face, and he let out a yelp of pain, covering his face with one hand for a moment before moving it and sitting up. "A belt. . .? Wait! No! What the HELL are you talking about!?" he yelled, more confused now. He growled slightly and turned to Sora, smiling. "Sooo. . . care to explain?" he asked, grinning as innocently as possible.

Sora coughed distractedly into his arm, head turned away from mild embarrassment. A belt? What was Revelation thinking? All he did was confuse Ryota since it was obvious the blonde didn't know anything yet. He wouldn't know anything for a while too. "Nope," he answered, backing off before turning on his heel and walking away after Revelation. Chances were Ryota wouldn't find out for a while on his own, and chances were Revelation would keep it quiet for a bit. Stupid Revelation just had to poke and prod at everything to make it worse for both of them. "Way to go, Revey, a belt? Really? What do you think I'd do to him, huh?"

Revelation was just outside the door to his room when he heard Sora coming down the hall. He turned and looked at him. When he finished talking he smirked, "First...where do you get off calling me 'Revey' my name is Revelation. Secondly, yes a belt, maybe that way Ryota will finally start to clue in. Lastly, I don't know what you're going to do to him and I don't want to know." He said before he opened the door and walked into the room he shared with Ryota, the whole place was a mess except for the small space around Revelation's bed, which was wear he headed lying down with a sigh. Wondering if Sora would come in and yell at him more or if Ryota would get to him first.

Ryota scowled as he was left alone, sitting in the middle of the floor, and realizing that apparently he was missing something big. "Ahh damnit" he sighed, getting up. He walked down the hallway in the direction the two had gone. "Sora!! What the hell am I missing!? Seriously!" he called as soon as the redhead came into view. He hadn't heard a word the two of them had said, but he was more focused on answers. He was concidering talking Revelation's advice, despite the fact that he didn't get it. Better safe than sorry.

Sora swiveled around to face Ryota, trying to keep the flushing out of his cheeks and hoping Ryota hadn't heard what Revelation had said. He appeared not to if he wasn't reacting in any way, so Sora assumed he didn't know. He still did have to be more careful about what he said, just in case Ryota actually listened to Revelation to pay more attention. "Ah, nothing. You're imagining junk," he said lamely, though not even Ryota was dumb enough to go for it.

Ryota frowned at the answer, crossing his arms stubbornly. "Okay now that's just insulting. You think I'm stupid enough to beleive that after that entire conversation? Just tell me! Geez, it's not like I'm some little kid who's not mature enough to know! I'm older than both of you!" he threw his arms in the air after he finished his little rant, glaring at the redhead. If Sora didn't tell him now, it was Revelation being quizzed next, unless he was threatened, which he probably would be.

"....Um....it's not that you aren't mature enough for it," Sora said, trying to make up an excuse. "It's just that....um, not for you yet. Maybe some other time, but not right now." Not an excuse, but something to bide his time with. He didn't know if Revelation would actually give Ryota the right answers or if he would toy with him longer to make Ryota more frustrated or something. The thing was out now, even if Ryota didn't understand it yet. He didn't have much of a choice but to tell him sooner or later at this point. He glared at Revelation from a side ways glance. Of course he just had to start this up to mix things up around here.

Ryota sighed and glared at him, even more confused now. Sora seemed to be trying to make up excuses, and they weren't very good ones, which made him wonder what the hell was going on. He still wasn't getting it. "Fine, don't tell me. You'd better know that I'm gonna be annoying as hell until somebody tells me what the fuck is going on" he put his hands on his hips and walked to Revelation, walking his room where the albino was lying and looking down at him, crossing his arms again. "Revelatiooooooon!!" he dragged the last bit out, hoping he was about to get answers, but he doubted it. "C'mon, just tell meee!" he whined, having a feeling that he was going to get either shot or stabbed sometime soon.

Revelation's gaze followed Ryota as the blond walked up to him, then he started talking in that annoying whiny voice and Revelation sighed, he had partially heard what Sora had told Ryota and knew that Sora was lamely making up excuses that were just going to get Ryota even more curious and annoying. Ryota asked him to tell him, "Well..." Revelation started wanting so badly to just tell Ryota what this not-so-secret was, but he ended up deciding against it, now he would just fool around with Ryota and see how gullible he really was, "The reason you should be wearing a belt and watching what Sora says is because he's a notorious pants thief. He will talk you into letting your guard down then take your pants when you least expect it." Revelation wouldn't be able to stop laughing if Ryota believed this bull shit. Revelation barely knew Sora, Ryota had known him for a lot longer, but Ryota was probably just that much of an idiot.

Ryota was expecting Revelation to just try to get him to leave but he brightened up when he started speaking. He listened in complete silence, not wanting to miss what he was saying. Him listening in rapt silence was probably a sight to see, but he wasn't paying attention to anything like that at the moment. His eyes widened at the explaination. "Seriously!? WOAH! That completely makes sense! Damn that sneaky bastard! He's not gonna get my pants! Heh, wow, thanks Revelation" he said, clearly releived to know the answer, even though it was the most idiotic story ever. He didn't think it was. The truth would be more unbeleiveable to him than that was. "Guess I'd better put a belt on now" he sighed, starting to search the room. He did have one on, but it was just loose, to hold his bags of clay. He found one with the over-used black and red checked pattern, and he threaded it through his belt loops slowly, tightening it as tight as he could, until it wouldn't go any farther. He struggled to pull it tighter, ending up just looking like a moron fighting with it before giving up and pushing the little metal thingy into the hole and fixing it, sitting down on his bed, his mind finally mostly empty like it normally was.