Cannot share this prize -KDS & RN only-

He'd almost been about to say something, but figured maybe it was better this way, though way more embarrassing. "Pants thief? Really?" he asked, looking at Revelation questioningly. "Well, it shut him up, so I guess I can't complain." He supposed thanking Revelation would have been nice, but Revelation hadn't been doing it to help Sora. He only did things for his own personal gain. Perhaps he was just watching and waiting to see what happened next, and in order to do so he had to 'help' Sora with nosy Ryota. Or maybe Sora was just over-thinking again. It wouldn't be the first time.

Ryota looked at Sora with a questioning stare, raising his eyebrow. His confusion was all coming back now. Why did he sound like it was fake? Then he thought it over. Sora was smart. . . he could be trying to trick him. "Don't try to cover up the fact that you're a pants theif Sora! My pants aren't going anywhere!" he pulled his belt tighter again, as tight as he could get it, which was almost cutting off his circulation.

Revelation looked at Sora then at Ryota then at Sora again, wondering why Sora was talking when Ryota was standing right there, Revelation had been right Sora was an idiot. Revelation just sighed, though he was so tempted to burst into fits of laughter from Ryota putting on a belt and believeing such an unbelievable story that Revelation had made up off the top of his head.

"Sure, if you want to go for that, what else do you want me to steal?" he asked. "I'm a thief, and I'm sure your pants wouldn't fit me, but wow, really?" He sighed. He liked the whole idea and all, kind of, but it made him sound ridiculous. Especially if it spread to the rest of the base. "If it'll keep you quiet and worried about your pants, go on, use a belt. Your pants are on the bottom of my to-steal list." Actually, they were at the top, but not in the way he thought.

Ryota narrowed his eyes, crossing his arms. "I don't trust you. You're a villain, you're a theif, you might be completely lying to me so you can steal my pants and sell them! Geez, you could do like. . . anything!" he exclaimed at the end, rape not being on his list, it not even occurring to him. He sighed and fell back on his bed, one hand still holding onto his pants, not trusting the redhead now. He had a feeling that he'd be holding onto them whenever he was around Sora now.

Revelation sighed, and almost laughed again, he looked at Sora, humour glazed his pink hues as he smirked in a rather evil fashion, "Maybe you should just leave before he really starts to hate you." He said letting out a small hum of a laugh, crossing his arms across his chest where he lay on his bed, in the room he so happened to share with Ryota.

Rolling his eyes and shrugging, Sora left, yawning. He was bored, and that conversation had sparked his adrenaline slightly only to be smothered when it turned out they were just gonna end it there. He honestly didn't mind Ryota figuring out, though things would get a bit awkward between them. He just didn't want to be the one to tell him. He'd rather him catch on about it eventually, even though he might never do that. Sora wasn't much for unrequited love but whatever.

Revelation watched as Sora left the room then he laughed a little before looking over at Ryota, "So you really believe the pant thief thing...?" Revelation asked cocking a silver eyebrow so curious as to whether or not he really did believe it or was just putting on an act, if that were possible for him.

Ryota sighed quietly and let go of his pants when Sora left, stretching out on his bed, stopping at Revelation's question. ". . . Am I not supposed to?" he asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion. Of course he had beleived it, being him, but the way his partner phrased it made it seem like he shouldn't, meaning he was beleiving false information, which would in the end make him look like a moron. Not that he needed any help with that.

Revelation shook his head but couldn't help it this time as he threw his head back and burst into laughter, clutching at his ribs, finally letting it out, of COURSE Ryota had fallen for it, that much was pretty obvious and he hadn't expected anything less from the moron.

Ryota narrowed his eyes as the stupid albino started laughing, and he had no idea why. Just when he wasn't confused anymore, he had to find something that would screw him up. "I don't get it! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!?" he yelled, making sure he was heard over Revelation's insane laughter.

Revelation's laughter died slightly so he could find a place to reply to Ryota's stupid question, "I want you to actual try and think about the whole story I just told you and tell me whether or not you REALLY think it is that believable." Revelation said between fits of laughter, he almost burst into laughter once more but now he was really curious wondering whether or not Ryota would be able to figure this all out or if he was really just to stupid.

Ryota glared at the albino at his response, sighing loudly and rolling onto his stomach, staring at the wall for a moment to think. So, Sora was going to steal his pants, so he had to wear a belt and watch what he said, so that he didn't get conned out of them. "Doesn't sound too unbeleivable to me. . ." he started, having a feeling that he wasn't being told the truth now. "I've heard way stranger. And it makes sense, but you were lying weren't you? WHY THE HELL DO I NEED TO WEAR A BELT!?" He grabbed his hair in frustration, back to having no idea what he was missing here.

Revelation laughed again, but not for as long before he finally decided to help the blond...a little, "Yes I was lying. Now think carefully...what else would a belt stop from happening so easily." Revelation was actually being cruel, making the poor idiot think the way he was. He was hoping that maybe something would dawn on Ryota, though he wouldn't be to surprised if nothing did dawn on him...ever.

Ryota growled angrily, not wanting to have to put his brain to work like this. "The only thing a belt does is keep your pants up!" his exasperation was clear in his voice, and his brain was deffinitly being overloaded with this. Why would Sora want his pants off if he wasn't going to steal them? He couldn't see any plausible reason, Sora being gay for him not even occurring to him. He wouldn't think of that unless it was spelt out to him, and even then he probably wouldn't beleive him.

"You really are completely clueless aren't you..." Revelation said with a sigh though he still was on the verge of laughter. "Do you want me to just tell you then?" Revelation asked, curious as to what Ryota's reaction would be if he did tell him.

Ryota was releived when Revelation finally brought up just telling him. "YES! That's what I've been trying to get you to do for the past half an hour!" he exclaimed, rolling over on his bed again, not sure weather he would actually get the truth this time. He hoped he would, but he had no idea how beleivable it would be. If the albino was lying to him again, he wasn't going to have a head anymore.

"Well, the other reason you would want to keep your pants on is so Sora doesn't get into them...and rape you." Revelation said with a smirk, wondering what Sora would do if he knew Revelation was telling Ryota this. He also wondered what kinda of spaz Ryota would have over this new information.

Ryota just stared at Revelation for a moment before his eye started to twitch. He opened his mouth to say something before closing it, not even knowing what to say. ". . . What. . . the fuck" was all he could manage, internally spazzing about how creepy that was, but then, it didn't exactly make sense. He snickered a few times before bursting into laughter. "Okay now that's just pathetic. Did you even stop to think about how stupid that story is!?" he asked, laughing louder. "Seriously, Sora HATES me! He beats me half to death all the time!! That's the WORST lie EVER!!" he doubled over laughing, kinda hoping that if he laughed about it enough and blew it off, he would be right,

Sora had gotten bored and gone outside to toss kunais and his other sharp knives and whatever moved, from animals to leaves and garbage that probably Hidan had littered. He was bored and kind of nervous about leaving Ryota and Revelation alone in case Revelation told him. He needed a life or something. Sitting around here with a guy who knew and the guy he wanted to know some day was kind of awkward. It was bound to get out eventually, and it was better if it did, but still, it was nerve wracking.

Revelation sighed, he couldn't believe that this idiot really thought the truth was that unbelievable. "Maybe his hating you is just an act. Unlike you, smart people can do that sort of thing." Revelation said probably a bit to quietly for Ryota to hear over his laughing. Revelation thought for a second before getting up and moving a few paces to sit on the edge of Ryota's bed, "I beat you more then Sora does...how do you I'm not just putting on an act to hide how much I like you." No, he wasn't, he honestly hated Ryota, but couldn't help but get a good mind fuck in every once and a while. He bent forward slightly, putting his face closer to Ryota's, maybe an inch away, and put a hand on the tall blond's shoulder, and just smirked as he waited for a reaction.

Ryota didn't hear Revelation at first over his laughter, but he snapped to attention when the albino sat on the edge on his bed. His eye twitched once more when he spoke, and the next thing he knew, his partner's face was too close for comfort. "Wait wait wait wait wait!! WHAT!!?? Get the FUCK away from me, CREEP!" he tried to pull back, his eyes wide, pushing Revelation's hand away from his shoulder. He couldn't imaging either of the two of them liking him, and he just found it all insanely strange. They made fun of him, beat him up, messed with his mind, etc, and now Revelation was claiming that they BOTH might like him!?

Revelation laughed as Ryota spazzed at him and pushed him away, that wasn't a surprise but at least it looked like he was starting to get it now. "But if I finally got this close to the person I like do you think I'd actually back away?" he asked. He moved even closer this time, practically nose to nose with the blond as he gripped both of his shoulder and push him back where Revelation straddled his stomach and leaned closer in still, his hair falling and making a short curtain. He did not let up his grip on Ryota's shoulder, he just smirked as he spoke, "So do you finally get what I was talking about?"

Ryota's eyes widened even wider, realizing that he was right. If he actually did like him he probably wouldn't back down at this point. He let out a bit of a yelp when he was pushed back, now lying back, with Revelation on his stomach. His face was waaaay too close for comfort. "WHAT THE HELL!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!" he yelled, trying to sqirm away. He put one hand on the albino's forehead to try to push him away, not having much success in his panic. "I GET IT!!" he yelled, wondering if that would make him leave.

Revelation let his head get pushed back a little but he just smiled. This was pretty funny. He wondered if anyone could hear Ryota screaming like this, and he thought it would be deliciously hilarious if Sora could just hear this. "What do I have to do to shut your mouth." Revelation said licking his lips, hating the idea that was forming in his head as he grabbed Ryota's wrist and forced his hand away from his forehead and brought his face forward, deciding why not, it was a great way to try and make Sora jealous, and Ryota would be terrified, he pressed his lips to Ryota's for a moment before pulling away to see the blond's reaction to such an action that was making Revelation queasy.