Because of you(RN only rated M for yaoi content!)

Ryota grinned as Sora listed off some of the things that they shared, and his mind went on with the list, getting more dirty as it went, before he shook himself out of it. "Mhmm, there's nothing I wouldn't share with you, but I won't share you" he said with a smile. That was one thing he would never share, ever. He watched as his dad pulled a kunai out and stuck it in Hidan's shoulder, to which the albino retaliated by pulling it out and shoving it into the blonde's own. Tobi darted around the two of them, begging for the plate as Deidara grabbed it off of the floor, to have it taken by Hidan.

"Very cute," Sora complimented with a smile. He watched as they fought in the kitchen, finding this to be one of Ryota's funnier pranks because it involved them fighting like children. Very immature children. Just when you thought the Akatsuki were all big, bad stuff, you see them screaming and fighting for a plate of food. And of course you see the masked member begging in the corner like a good boy. Nearly a pathetic sight. It was funny anyways.

"It's not cute!" Ryota protested, crossing his arms. "I'm too manly to be cute" he said again, nodding, though he couldn't hide the smile. What he had said before was true. He wouldn't share. He looked back to the fight, holding back more laughter as Tobi finally got into the fight more, reaching for the plate and be shoved back, hitting the counter. Really, seeing them fight like that was pretty damn entertaining, no matter how often it happened.

"Nah, you'll be cute no matter what you do," Sora put in. "I love your cuteness, y'know? And especially how you deny you're cute." Ryota was bigger then him, which wouldn't make much sense if he told people he was cute. To him it did anyway. Ryota was his and only his, he supposed that was why he saw him as such.

Ryota made a face and sighed, but then he smiled again. "Well as long as you love me, I don't really care why" he said with a laugh. He didn't see how someone as big as him could be seen as cute, but whatever. He found Sora cute, that's all he knew. There was a crash from inside the kitchen and Ryota brought his gaze back to the fight to see Deidara pointing at the broken plate with food all over the floor and yelling at Hidan, Hidan yelling back, and Tobi whining from in the corner that he was hungry.

"Awesome," was Sora's answer for him. Reasons were nice, but straight out love was also very nice. Ryota. As long as he had Ryota, he could do anything. He'd do anything for Ryota, even give his life. He couldn't imagine living without him, really. Before when they used to fight, looking back at it he couldn't even believe he'd do those things to him or said what he had. It was rather all in the past now, but still.

Ryota smiled and hugged him, kissing the top of his head. He still couldn't beleive the things they had done to each other when they hated each other, but that didn't matter to him anymore. He and Sora loved each other, and that's all that mattered. More arguing reached his ears and he glanced over Sora;s head to see the three of them now fighting over the food that was on the foor. Who knew how clean that floor was? Oh well, he doubted any of them cared. "Hmm, I don't see why they try so hard for that small amount of food. . . " he muttered, laughing slightly. He probably would, if he were hungry enough, but that was him.

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"Do they realize that it probably wouldn't fill them as much as they believe?" Sora questioned, looking at them brawl on the ground now. Sora and Ryota and dropped or eaten the rest of it, which was most of it, so then why did they think this small portion left would fill whoever got it now?

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Ryota looked down at the two most violent of the three, shrugging. "Probably not. But anything's better than nothing" he said, knowing all how true that was. "I think they're just lazy asses who don't want to get up and run to the store to get food, they'd rather get themselves killed" he laughed, knowing it was his dad he was insulting, but he was just kidding. He would rather fight for food than having to get it himself.

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"Hey, you're right," Sora said, finally realizing that they could do that instead of trying to kill each other for a plate of food. Why hadn't he seen that before? Maybe he had, but he forgot. Could be that. "We did, so they could, too. If they really wanted food instead of waiting for someone to go shopping or something."

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Ryota laughed and shrugged again. "I have no idea why they don't. Probably the same reason that I don't normally. I'm too lazy to go get food most of the time" he grinned, knowing that for a hyper and energetic person, he could be one of the laziest people in the base alot of the time. "I bet'chya if Kakuzu left money out they'd go buy food though" he laughed, knowing that made no sense, but they probably would too.

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"Probably. Could it be possible that they also don't know to go to the store and steal or something? Not like anyone could stop us," Sora said. "We could walk in there like, twice a week for food, and then eventually they'd call someone to stop us from stealing their products so often. Once they've done that and we kill them, they might try again. Just a repetitive cycle, y'know? No one could stop the Akatsuki."

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Ryota laughed and nodded. "Yep, that's probably it. I don't see what they think can stop a bunch of mass murderers from breaking into a store and stealing food. Hell, half of us are creepy enough that we could walk in and take stuff and walk back out, and nobody would move" he said with a chuckle. It was funny how creepy most of them looked. "And even if they did do something about it, like you said, we'd just kill them" nothing could stop them. Especially when they were hungry. . . seeing as any of them wouold fight each other for food, they would have no problem with killing others.

"Yeah, we're good at scaring all the idiot people in the world," Sora commented, thinking how Zetsu or Kakuzu could walk in a store and walk out with anything they wanted and no one would have moved from the time they came in to the time they walked out. The Akatsuki had a whole bunch of freaks among them. That's what made them so super-special-awesome.

The Akatsuki was full to the brim with freaks. There was. . . what, one normal person here? That would be Itachi. . . and he wasn't even all that normal, in his opinion. And then there was Sora. . . but he wasn't technically part of the Akatsuki. "We can clear a room so easily" Ryota said with a laugh. It was so much fun scaring people by just holding up his hand.

"Yeaaah, we sure can," Sora responded, laughing along with him. He didn't appear as threatening as a plant man who ate people, or a big shark man, or guys with mouths on their hands who made clay with them. He sort of looked ordinary in his opinion, so he didn't clear them as fast as the others could. That could be a compliment at the same time. It meant he wasn't as scary as a dude with tentacles or wires or whatever they were.

Ryota nodded, a bit of a smug look on his face. He was proud of being able to scrae people so easily. It made him laugh. He looked normal enough most of the time, unless someone saw his hands. Then it became clear how much of a freak he was. "It works even better if you're carrying a weapon and are covered in blood" he said with a laugh, knowing this from experiance. How was he supposed to know that normal people didn't walk through a village like that?

"Oh, that's good," Sora said," that's really good." He snickered. "Yeah, I gotta try that sometime. I'm more for, 'guess what I'm about to do,' rather than charge in bearing a knife with blood or a bomb already saying that I'm a threat. It takes people more by surprise." This was the way he had always done it, but trying Ryota's way wouldn't hurt sometime. He'd like to compare what was better.

"Yup" Ryota agreed, laughing. "It's alot of fun. It wasn't my fault though, I swear" he held up his hands devensively, shaking his head. He had been on the way back from a mission, and not bothered to go around a village, so he walked right through, not being stopped as he walked right through the middle, causing everyone to scatter, for some weird reason. He had tried walking into a store like that a few weeks later to have the same result, which was amusing. "Heh, that sounds like fun. I should try that some time as well" he snickered, thinking of what it would be like for the two of them to reverse methods.

"We could probably use that to just clear everyone out of the store and then have the Akatsuki come in and raid the place," he suggested. "It might be easier because then there isn't a mess on us and we don't need to exert the energy to exterminate the scum who try and mess with us." Sora figured some of the Akatsuki wouldn't go out and try was because they were too lazy to kill sometimes. Could be it. Yes? No? He didn't really know, just a wild guess. Kind of random too. Ahh, but he rambled, no matter. He probably got it from Ryota.

Ryota laughed at Sora's idea, liking it alot. "Sounds like a great plan, if we can get everyone off of their lazy asses to go raid somewhere" he said with a grin, laughing again. It seemed like a greta way to get them out to do work, seeing as all they had to do was grab all the food that they wanted, and bring it home. He couldn't see why nobody had thought of that earlier. His attention flicked back to the people brawling in the kitchen, blinking at the sight in front of him. Hidan was pretty much straddling his dad's hips to keep him down while grabbing for the food, leaning right over him. It looked extremely suggestive, but it was just a way to get food, he assumed.

Sora caught what Ryota saw with Deidara and Hidan, in the rather suggestive position. "Sooo uh...which way did you say your dad was swinging again?" he asked sarcastically, since it was possible he went both ways, but not quite likely. And what was Tobi doing? Still in the corner maybe? Well, he couldn't see him fighting for the food anyway.

"Really, I have no idea" Ryota admitted, shaking his head and laughing. Deidara growled and flipped Hidan over, lying on top of the larger man to try to pin him down to grab some food off of the floor. Why they were still fighting so hard about it, he had no idea. "I don't see why they don't just share. . . but maybe they enjoy this. . . close contact" he chose his words, his amusement plain in his voice as he tried not to laugh.

"Gee, I have to wonder, now that it's been brought up and we've got a sort of evidence, y'know?" Sora said, watching them as they fought over the food so closely. "But you know? I always thought your dad would like, hit on my dad or something. I dunno, it just sounds more natural." Sora had no idea why ((Because it's SasoDei, not HidaDei!~~)) but it just felt like it'd work out better, even though they had different perspectives of art and different personalities.

Ryota laughed at the absurity of it. If his dad went gay for anyone, it deffinitly wouldn't be Hidan. Although that's what he had thought about he and Sora, so you never know. "Yeah, that makes sense. Either that or we both just think that because we look like our dads" he said, grinning. It would be so weird to have Sasori and his father dating or something. . . he wasn't sure if it would bug him or not. But it was still funny seeing he and Hidan like that. The albino had his dad pinned to the ground again, and his arms pinned above his head.