Because of you(RN only rated M for yaoi content!)

"Could be that," Sora said, nodding. "I wonder if it is, because now that I look at this, Hidan with your dad; it sort of scares me." Hidan and Deidara? No way. That came out waaaay to weird in his mind. But seeing his dad Sasori, and Ryota's dad, Deidara, then that made more sense to him. Maybe because he expected a blonde with a ponytail and exploding art to hook up with a red head such as them. "Your dad and my dad getting together would be hot, except it'd be like looking at ourselves."

Ryota grinned when Sora said that it scared him, poking him gently. "Heh, you get scared easily now don't you?" he teased, laughing. "Although that would be really creepy. . . " he looked at the two wrestling on the ground again, holding back laughter at how close Hidan's face was to his dad's. It would have been creepier if they hadn't been screaming at each other, but it was still pretty damn weird. "Hmm, thats a weird thought. . . but you're right, that would be kinda hot. . . weird though, since it would be alot like looking at ourselves" he had to agree with Sora on that one.

"Nah, nah, only a few things would scare me," Sora said, waving his hand. "And it's like looking in a mirror, if we see them together, then it's like watching us together." Sora wondered what they'd each say if they found out they had been questioning their sexuality and them being together. It'd be about as awkward as them walking in on them making out again.

"Hmm, suree" Ryota said in a still teasing voice, smiling. He knew that not much scared Sora though. He thought about what the redhead said ((XD that rhymes)), picturing it in his mind. "Hmm, that would be pretty hot" he agreed, nodding. It was hot when the two of them were going at it or something, so it wouldn't be much different with their dads.

((XD im reading The Rivers of Zaada again, and one line made me laugh so hard. . . Bobby was getting beaten up by Saint Dane and it said 'it wasn't really a Batu beating up a Rokador, as they thought, but two travellers from different territories going at it' or something along those lines. But it said 'going at it' and it made me laugh so hard XD))

((Love it! I loved that one because he was getting beaten up by Saint Dane! Mmm, Travelers going at it~ Me and Obito were playing a Naruto game and for two options to fight Gaara, it said, "Okay, keep your shirt on," or "Let's get it on!"))

"I wonder what it would feel like to see them going at it," Sora said, nearly picturing it. He wondered if that would be a good idea or not, but he wasn't about to try just yet. "It'd be hot, true, but what else? I mean, what else would we be thinking if we saw them making out or something cooler?" Sora asked Ryota, looking for his opinion.

(Haven't seen you in a while buddy, though I shouldn't be the one to say this X3> Yeah, still~ You okay?)

((XD niiice. so many things have such dirty sayings))

Ryota had to think about that, wrinkling his nose. "It'd be hot, but it'd be weird" he said, looking down at the wrestling pair as he thought. "Because, it's our dads. . .and they're like. . . old" he laughed slightly. It was true. He wouldn't know what to think other than that though, it would be interesting though.

((heheh ive been busy this weekend, and last night i had a sleepover with my cousins. Im fine though ^.^))

((yep >w< Glad you're fine, but I miss you~ And I only missed you by... what, an hour and a half?))

"They can't be that old, I think?" Sora started, doing the math in his head. His dad didn't look too old, and neither did Deidara. But if both were nearly twenty, then their dads had to be something like....fifty and....thirty? Something around that point. At least they didn't look like old people. Then it'd be weird. "Okay, so only my dad is really not that young, but he doesn't look fifty or however old he really is."

((^.^ yeah, but were both on nowww ^.^))

Ryota grinned as Sora did the mental math, not even bothering to try to do it himself. "They're both old" he said, nodding. "Even if they don't look it" he laughed, the sound getting a bit louder when he saw his father on his stomach with Hidan straddling his hips from behind now, the albino having a grip in his hair as they both reached for the food.

"Holy gods, that's hot," Sora breathed, watching as Hidan was more or less unintentionally straddling Ryota's dad suggestively. Don't get me wrong, it's creepy, because Hidan's gotta be something like forty, but I mean, seriously, that's still pretty hot." Old people doing it? Sounded weird. Really weird. But if they didn't look that old then Sora couldn't really complain. "Gay porn is awesome," he commented.

Ryota leaned against the doorframe, smirking at the sight in front of him. Sure, it was a bit creepy, but Sora was right, it was pretty hot. "Just a bit" he agreed with a nod. At the mention of gay porn Ryota couldn't help but laugh. "Yep, it sure is. Especially live" he snickered, wondering how the men on the floor would react if they heard what the two were saying.

"Oh yeah, that's true. It's better then the anime and manga porn you can get online!" Sora said with a laugh. ((or so I heard. Have yet to try...maybe)) He watched as they continued fighting. Just Deidara and Hidan. "What if you add Tobi to this? Like, a weird, messed up three-way? What happens then?" he asked.

"Mmm, deffinitly" Ryota agreed. "But nothing's better than first-hand experiance" he smirked, kissing Sora on the cheeck quickly. "Hmm, add Tobi and I don't know what happens. OI TOBI! JOIN THE FIGHT OR YOU WON'T GET ANY FOOD!" he called, laughing as the masked man looked to him before jumping on top of Hidan, making the whole thing look creepy but hilarious. "Well there's the answer" he grinned.

"Well, my response to this answer would be something along the lines of...'interesting, yet odd'," Sora said, examining the sight before him with a couple different perspectives. "It's not bad, I think. Could be better if we threw someone better in, but still, it's not as bad as I thought it'd be, yet it's better then I could have imagined."

Ryota snorted in amusement, a bit surprised that Tobi had actuallu joined in, and ended up making the whole thing look more dirty. "Yeah, throw someone more attractive in, and you've got the perfect live porn" he kept himself from laughing, just at the obsurity of it all. He never thought he'd be saying things like that about the people he had known all his life. "Now if only they weren't all wearing clothes" he said slowly, crossing his arms and smirking.

"Oohh, that sounds better," Sora said, since he hadn't tried undressing them all with his eyes. "Actually, I don't need to see your dad, Hidan, and Tobi naked. Well, maybe Tobi, but only because I'm curious. We've all seen Hidan naked at least once. And I don't need to see your dad. I'm sure he looks like you, but not as hot. And Tobi....I dunno." Really, no one liked it when they saw Hidan running around naked. It wasn't pleasant. It wasn't even hot.

"Hmm, you know what, good point" Ryota agreed. Nobody really needed to see that. "If it were other people maybe" at the mention of his dad looking like him he laughed. "Nobody's as hot as me" he joked, running a hand through his hair, "Except maybe you, but that's beside the point". He looked into the kitchen again to see Tobi sprawled out on the ground with Hidan's foot in his face, while Hidan continued to try to grab the food while holding Deidara down.

"How much longer are they gonna go at it?" Sora mused, watching them. "They've been fighting for a single plate of half-warm food for like.....more then ten minutes, I'm willing to bet." Food was really valuable in it's own way around here, but this long to fight? Why didn't they knock each other out already and make off with it. Or maybe scarf it down on the spot so they didn't need to keep fighting on the kitchen floor?

"I have nooooo idea" Ryota said, the amusement clear in his voice. Sure, he would be one of the ones to fight the hardest for the food, but that was becuase he was always hungry, and had everlasting energy. "Someone will give up eventually. Probably. Well, with those three, you never know. They could fight for half an hour before someone thinks to leave" he laughed, shaking his head.

((Buddy! Looky what I drew~ It's SoRyo (which is why it's here) and it's for when Sora takes Uke spot)) -->https://s595.photobucket.com/albums/tt40/Air_Gear_Yaoi_Lover/?action=view&current=scan0002-1.jpg

"I'd love to watch this for the entire time they fight, but we've got to get to work so we have time left in the day," Sora said, sighing. The battle of the idiots would have been funny to watch until the end, but alas, they couldn't. Pein had chores for them to complete.

"Ugh, as much as I hate to admit it, you're right" Ryota sighed. Work was never any fun, but the sooner they were done the sooner they could have fun. "Okay, so do chores as quickly as possible, but thoroughly enough not to get sent back to do it again" he said, pretty much telling himself waht to do. If he kept being sent back to do it, it would take more time than what it would if he just got it done in the first place. He got off of the doorframe and sighed again, looking down the hall to where Pein's office was, before starting to walk down there, giving a last glance at the people fighting in the kitchen.

"We can see who won later on, don't worry about it," Sora told him, slightly guilty from having pulled him from the fun of his prank/fight over food in the kitchen. Well, not completely his fault, but still, he had reminded them both that they had more important (but less humorous) things to do. Sora knocked on the door for them, calling out that they were coming in. "Hey, Pein, we're doing our chores and junk now, we need the list you've probably written out for us," he said as he walked in. Pein just kind of grumbled as he handed him the list, not liking how he didn't use the formality of calling him Leader or Sir or anything special. He didn't complain, just...didn't like it.

Ryota nodded, smiling. "Yeah. Who knows, they might even still be fighting when we finish our chores" he laughed, not entirely ruling it out. He wouldn't be very surprised if they were. He waited as Sora knocked on the door, wandering into Pein's office after the shorter male, waving at Pein, and walking back out, looking at the list. "Ughh, that's alot of choress" he complained, dragging a hand through his bangs. "This is gonna take foreverrrr".

"Yeah, it might. But if we spend a certain amount of minutes per, like, timing ourselves for each one --not racing or rushing, I mean-- but yeah. If we do something like that then we should get these done at a designated period." He was sure Ryota got the beginning of it, so he needn't explain much more unless asked. "Wanna split up the list?" he asked him, showing him the long list of junk to do.

"Hmm, not rushing is gonna be hard" Ryota stated, wrinkling his nose. He probably wouldn't be able to time it. . . even if he did it properly, it would take him way too long. he looked at the long list that Sora held out, rolling his eyes and groaning. "I guess. It'll be faster that way. . . but why does Pein have to give us sooo muchhhh worrrrk?" he asked, sighing.

"Obviously to keep us both out of the same room," Sora said, looking over the list. "Choose which ones you think you can really do, and I'll take whatever else." He gave the list over to him, not caring what jobs he was given. He could do well enough.