Anime Asylum - Open to everyone

I chuckled dryly, shaking my head. "Who are you kidding? I'm never getting out of this place. The upside is that Deidara's here, and Sasori's here, and now you're here again" I smiled, despite my sudden mood change. "The only thing they have to do, is keep insane people locked up, which is completely against my ever getting out of here" I smiled a bit wider, laughing slightly. Really, I could be too insane for my own most of the time. A guard that I recognized walked down the hallway, presumably to fetch Deidara and Sasori for lunch and I grinned. "Hey Leslie" I said with a smirk. He was the one I had hit with the pipe, and he didn't seem too pleased to see me. He sighed and unlocked Deidara's and Sasori's doors, and I struggled to get to my feet, not having much success.

I looked at the guard Mel had greeted as Leslie. I remembered him being the first guard we ever met. He had been the one to lead us to our rooms in the beginging, giving us nicknames as we made fun of his name. Yeah, I remember him, all right... not a nice guard.... "Hello, Leslie," I greeted as well, seeing the glare he gave Mel. We were never on good terms with the guards. Mostly Mel, because she was so blunt with things sometimes.

I continued to grin at Leslie, knowing that he hated me beyond belief. I used the wall as I had seen Fire and Obito do countless times to get up, though I had more trouble with it than they ever did. I muttered to myself madly before finally managing to be on my feet. "Yes! I did it!" I exclaimed, grinning broadly. It was the first time I had ever done it without falling. Smiling triumphantly I turned to see Deidara and Sasori walking out of their rooms, neither of them in a straight jacket. "Hey guys!" I yelled happily. "Look who's back!" I pointed behind me to Tayuya.

I was just about to offer help to Mel, when she used the wall to pick herself up, probably mimicking what Fire amd Obito used to do when they fell and were stuck in the straight jackets. I think the only time I had been in one was when I was brought here....and I think one time when I attacked someone for trying to hit on Sasori. Yeah... I have...serious, weird, and half the time unreasonable jealousy issues. Sasori and Deidara walked out of their rooms, looking a little bored. Mel pointed me out, and I smiled and said hi to them. "Hey, guys, been a while, huh?"

(Sorry, I'm not sure what they would say to me....)

(heheh its okay, i dont know what Sasori would say though. . . )

I grinned and skipped over to stand beside Deidara, a bit sad at the fact that I couldn't hug him, but grinning all the same. "Hey, what'd you do to get thrown back in here, un?" the blonde asked with a laugh. I laughed as well, not having asked the question myself, but I was curious all the same. Curiosity killed the cat? Curiosity will probably get me killed too.

"Oh, um, I kind of killed another school full of girls, and when I was at this other place before I got transfered, they discovered my sadomasochistic side," I said, laughing lightly at what I had done o wind back up in here. Pretty much the same reason I had come here in the very first place, not that much different, I suppose. "Oh, and I kind of burst out laughing insanely, something you've never heard before, I think, and they thought something was up, so...couple tests were done and junk." I looked at Sasori, wondering what he was thinking. He was always quiet, and as much as I thought that it looked hot, I wished he would talk to us more.

I laughed when Tayuya explained how she'd gotten chucked back in here. "Nice. I wish I could kill all those fucking preps. . . but NOOO! They had to throw me in here!" I made a face, clearly not pleased by that fact. "I would give you a high five or something, but I'm kinda tied up" I laughed. They had to take my straight jacket off for me to eat, but I was always caught before I left for them to put it back on.
"Nice, un" Deidara said with a grin. "Well, let's go get some less than edible food before it's all gone". I nodded, turning to walk down the hallway, but Deidara's hand on my shoulder turned me around. "Wrong way" he said with a grin. I stuck my tongue out and walked the right direction.

"Hmm, chances are that I'll be going the wrong way for some time, just until I get used to being back here, maybe," I said, laughing at Mel as she was going the wrong way. "Um, has any of us ever tried pulling a straight jacket off of another before? Like, you know, free someone else from a straight jacket when guards weren't looking?" I looked all around at them, wondering why I hadn't tried it before, even though I had thought about it in the past. "Do we know how to take straight jackets off?"

I stopped walking when taking the straight jacket off was mentioned, and I turned around on my heel, staring at her. "Fuck. . . we've been here for over a year, and never thought of it. At all. I feel so stupid" I groaned, looking at Deidara and Sasori. "I think they're on with like. . . buckles or zippers or something" I craned my neck to try to see, not having much luck with that, so I turned in a circle to try to be able to see, that obviously not working. I turned my back on them to show the back of the straight jacket where it did up, and I tossed my head forewards, getting the hair off of my back so they would see. "Is it possible to get it off?" I asked hopefully.

"Um....no, never mind," I started, not bothering to say I had, just never tried it, but then stopped myself when I was sure she'd just spazz out and start tripping or something. I worry about her sometimes. She might hurt herself being as klutzy and as spazzy as she is. I examined the back of the straight jacket, seeing that it had both zippers and buckels. I guess she had kind of known what was on the back of it since most of the time she was forced to sleep in the uncomfortable jacket. I think I had, a few times, and it hurts. A lot. Makes it very hard to sleep, too. I checked around to make sure no guards were watching, but stopped when I wondered if there were security cameras or anything. "Hey....are there any cameras around here? No surveilance cameras, right?" If there were, then they had just heard what I had come up with, and would probably be down sooner or later to put me in one and more or less likely keep me on probation so I didn't take Mel's off.

I scoffed at the question about the cameras. "Nah, they wouldn't have cameras, since there's guards swarming this place anyways. And who wants to watch a bunch of insane people walking around the halls anyways? Just take it off!" I was practically begging in the end, just wanting to get the stupid thing off. I had slept in it too many times, and it prevented me from hugging Deidara, or using my hands to stop me from falling, which was really bad, forcing me to land on my face, every time I fell forewards.

"But what would we say if the guards who know you're wearing one? What if they ask where it went?" I asked, not wanting to get put in one, but wanting to help my friend. How would we get out of that situation if they asked where her straight jacket was? "Fine, so hold still," I said, un-doing the buckles and zippers, repeatedly looking for guards who might spot what we were doing. The straight jacket was finally undone, and I stepped back, looking again for guards. "There, now hide it before someone sees."

I laughed as she worried over the little details. "It's called improvising. In case you havn't noticed, I'm good at makeing up stories on the spot" I said with a grin. I held as still as I could as she tried to get the stupid thing off, tapping my foot with impatience. When it was finally undone I got it off quickly, sighing in releif. "Thank you so fucking much!" I said happily, hugging her quickly, seeing as I wasn't able to before. I looked up and down the halls, thinking of where to put it. "Shit. . . there's nowhere for it to go. . . " I muttered. "Meh, I'll just ditch it down a random hallway. If anyone asks where it went, I'll tell them that Kenneth took it off for me" I shrugged, tossing it over my shoulder so I wouldn't have to carry it, and starting down the hallway again. "Now for some un-edible shit!" I stretched my arms in the air, thankful to have them free.

"No, you aren't," I said, remembering all the lame excuses she would blurt out, that were more often than not, uncompletely unbelieveable. We started walking again, pondering on how long it would take the staff to realize that we had finally figured out how to get out of the straight jackets that they restrained us with. Mel looked a lot happier, we'd see how long that lasted, but I was glad she looked more comfortable. And now she could pick herself up if she fell again.

I stuck my tongue out at Tayuya, though I knew it was true. I walked down the hallways, several times to be corrected by Deidara, since Sasori wouldn't care if I went to wrong way, and Tayuya hadn't been there in a year. I started humming loudly as we went, laughing loudly as I remembered the lyrics to the song. It was quite insulting, and always made me laugh, no matter what. "I wonder what kind of crap I'll find in the 'food' today" I wondered out loud, putting air quotes around the word food, glad that I actually could, being able to move my arms and hands again. We passed a hallway and I took my straight jacket off of my shoulder and chucking it down, watching it slide along the floor before coming to a halt. "Well, that gets rid of that" I said brightly.

I just kind of watched the straight jacket flop along the ground as she threw it down happily. I kind of wondered how many times she'd be able to do that, before they found out, or before they forced everyone to wear straight jackets twenty-four-seven. That'd be pretty bad if they did, and it probably wasn't against the law to make all people here wear one all the time. "For now, I suppose," I said as she announced that she was done with the straight jacket task.

I skipped along for a bit before deciding to let Deidara and Sasori lead the way, since they actually knew where we were going. Only a few turns later they were in the cafeteria-ish room, and I joined the line, jumping up and down and craning my neck to try and see what kind of crap they were trying to shove down our throats today. "Ewwww. . . it looks like liquified shit" I exclaimed, making a gagging sound. It really looked disgusting, and it probably tasted worse.

"Errm, I'm not even going to ask how you can see how it looks like that, and why," I said to Mel, as we got in line for the 'food.' I tried to look at what it was, even though I couldn't see very well over the counter. It did look nasty. It looked unedible, like most of the so-called-food around here. I'm surprised no one was starving to death or didn't die from lack of edible food. Or were there? I had never seen it, so maybe there wasn't....but you never know, what with the kind of junk they serve here. Sasori and Deidara got in line behind us, eyeing the food suspicously. They didn't look very pleased about it either. But I'd have to say, no one in that cafeteria did.

"It does!" I protested loudly, jumping up and down. "Its so grossssssss!!!" the lunch. . . um. . . person? Gave me a dirty look, as. . . it. . . always did, since I always made a show of how discusting the food was. I got a tray and the slop was ladled onto it, an extra helping from the leering lunch thing, which meant I had more shit to force down my throat. I took my tray to an empty table and dropped down, looking at the plastic fork provided today. "How the FUCK am I supposed to eat this with a fork!?" I complained loudly, a look of isgust on my face as I waited for the others to join me.

I got my portion, I noticed it was smaller than the one that the lunch...person had given Mel. Mel must have mad her mad, because you either got extra portions by being nice and being favored, or absolutetly hated and detested. Mel...must have been the latter of these options. No doubt she was the latter, unless she was finally being sweet and less loud and helping out around here. Who knows, maybe winning the favor of some of the staff around here, being nice and helping out would lessen your time here. Like jail. Released for good behavior. But, Iwasn't going to bother with that just yet. I was going to stay with these guys for a while, which was now my intention since they were still here. "I'm not sure, just drink it or something," I told her, unsure myself of how to eat this stuff with a fork. "I thought we weren't supposed to have sharp objects. Some people can use them as weapons or they can be triggers or something."

I knew that the lunch person ahted me, and it was pretty funny, seeing as I used my extra portions to throw at people, or piss of the guards, only eating enough to keep me satisfied. "Ewwwwww I'm not gonna drink it! That's even worse than eating it!" I gagged, looking up as Deidara joined us, and Sasori shortly after. "Hmm, I don't think we're supposed to have sharp objects, but I don't care" I grinned evilly, thinking of the mayhem I could cause with it. "This is gonna be fun" I stuck the fork in the food and moved it around, making a face as it went through, looking for any hard objects that shouldn't be there, but probably were.

"Might wanna make sure she didn't poison it," I commented, sniggering as she mixed it around, making it look like oat meal or soupy...pudding. "What's gonna be fun? You eating that nasty stuff? Yeah, sure, we'll all enjoy it, y'know? Yum, look, I would love to eat this until the day I die," I said sarcastically. "Okay, so what's gonna be so funny to you? I know you're not meaning eating that food, so what are you planning with a fork that we're actually not supposed to have?" I should have guessed it when she said she'd have fun, and who cares if we weren't supposed to have sharp objects. But with Mel.....you never know. It's always a surprise.

I looked around, this place was familiar, to familiar, and it bugged the fuck out of me. I had just gotten out of here, and now i was back. I looked at the guy who was leading me into the building, "Yo dude, you know it was a fucking accident i didn't mean to set he house on fire. Come on, she's in here right now...probably...she won't mind, it was all a joke. She'll be happy even! The only one that died was her brother..." I said trying to reason with the man, but it wasn't working. I sighed as they filled out my paper work, i was already in my straight jacket, so i was reasonably calm, as long as they didn't try and tape my mouth shut. The same guy who had led me in led me to the caf where everyone was eating, he told me i wasn't going to eat but i had to get back in the schedule of things so i had to go there anyway. "I hope you burn..." i told him. And he flashed a roll of duct tape from his pocket, "Oh HELL no! You are NOT putting tha damn tape over my damn mouth! NO WAY in HELL am i letting you basards do that to me AGAIN!!!" I shouted and he moved his hands toward my mouth so i bit him and ran, laughing insanely. I ran down the hall and into the cafeteria looking around trying to find a place to hide.

"Hey...Mel? Do you...do you hear that?" I asked her, hearing something too familiar. Something I didn't remember hearing until the time I had left the asylum last year. I looked over at the entrance of the cafeteria, almost expecting Hidan, Fire's drug buddy and boyfriend last year, to come bursting in here, saying something about Jashin and screaming insanely. But instead, I saw someone I didn't expect to ever see again, except online. "Fire! It's Fire! You came back here, too!" I said, waving her over, hoping she saw us. Maybe if Mel did it, she would find us easier. I was shorter and not as loud, so Mel should try it.

I smirked down at the 'food', thinking of what I could do with the fork. "Meh, if it is poisoned, at least I don't have to spend more time in this place. But what I was saying is gonna be fun is the fact that we have forks. We're not supposed to have sharp objects" I grinned. I heard distant swearing in an all too familiar voice. Seeing her run into the cafeteria made me laugh, and I jumped up, tripping over my chair in the process, which was pretty loud. "FIRE!!!! FIRE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!" I yelled, regaining my balance and waving my arms in the air, jumping up and down.

(yesh! you killed my brother >: D))