Are you sure that's a dog? *HidanLuver*

Ryota glared at the feminine man as he laughed, crossing his arms tightly over his chest. At the question he frowned. "One, I'm not a weakling, and two, I'd just fight as best I could, and hope someone would come and save me. . . not like that's going to happen here though" he said with a sigh and a grimace, hoping that Sephiroth didn't decide to rape him, if what Kuja said was true.

Kuja shook his head, "No one would save you from Sephiroth. The only people that could stand up to him wouldn't care, and most of us would find it hilarious. I know I sure would. Though I'd probably be jealous, I'd rather him fuck me." Kuja said with a smile and a shrug, not afraid to admit something like that. There was loud laughter from the door way that led to the hall to the front door. Kuja looked over and saw Cayden keeled over in laughter. But he soon straightened up and smirked at Kuja, "I wonder what he'd say if he heard you saying that sort of stuff." Kuja turned bright red at Cayden's words. And he looked down at his lap to avoid looking at the platinum haired man. Cayden walked into the kitchen and got a couple drinks, "Just getting Sephiroth and I refreshments, don't worry I won't tell him." He walked back down the hall yelling over his shoulder, "Kuja, you can get yourself anything you want out of the fridge, just don't give anything to Ryota."A door closed and Kuja let out a sigh grabbing his head, "I should be more careful of how I speak when Cayden doesn't make any noise when he moves..."

Ryota scowled as he was told that nobody would help him, and that they would find it hilarious. He didn't find it funny in any way if he got raped. At the mention of his jealousy though his eye twitched for a moment in disgust before bursting out laughing along with Cayden, who was there, for some reason. He stopped when his master spoke of food though, glaring at the spot he had vanished from before flipping the doorway off angrily. He was starving, but of course he wasn't allowed to eat, and everyone else was. "Yeah, you really should" he said, turning back to Kuja with a slight smirk. He wouldn't really be surprised if Cayden told Sephiroth anyways, but he wouldn't really know.

Kuja sighed before finally looking up and glaring at Ryota, "Don't laugh at me, mutt." He hissed at him angrily. "But that does bring up another thing...what if Cayden comes downstairs but doesn't make a sound...he's like a ghost in that sense. He could sneak right downstairs after me and I, nor you would ever be the wiser...at least not until it as too late."

Ryota grinned slightly when he was told not to laugh, shaking his head. He couldn't control his laughter, especially when he was hyper, but it couldn't be helped, ever. He thought over the question though, frowning. That would cause complications. "I'll be lying on the floor, so I can always look under the crack under the door. . . I'll be able to see someone moving, and then I'll make noise" he said, thinking it over. He could see pretty well in the dark, having had to do many missions in the dark, but there was always some source of light, which would be enough to see.

"Alright, but when I knock on the door, I'm not going down until you knock back, just because I don't trust you not to fall asleep..." Kuja said pinching the bridge of his nose as he tried to think over the finer parts of the plot. He hoped this would work, even though the thought of it was starting to make him a little tired. He would have to suck that up though. He rubbed his legs a little before pulling them onto the couch and sitting cross-legged with his hands in his lap, his legs were cold without his boots but it was rude to wear your shoes into someones house, and he wanted to stay on good terms with Cayden.

Ryota nodded, thinking that this was a good idea. "I don't trust myself not to fall asleep either" he said with a grin. If he could get comfortable enough to fall asleep, he would, no matter what. He sighed and stretched his legs out, sinking lower down the wall he was leaning against. "I would get some sleep now just so I won't be tired, but I don't trust you not to rape me in my sleep or something" he said with a slight growl. He wouldn't sleep freely in a room with the person who had tried to rape him.

"Phht" Kuja said rolling his eyes waving the comment off with the flick of his wrist, "It's no fun if the other person is asleep, it's more fun when they struggle and scream, like you were doing earlier." he said with a sly smile. "So if you want to sleep go right ahead, I won't do anything to you." He reached over to the table and picked up the TV remote before turning on the large TV and starting to channel surf wondering what could be on and....whatever time it was.

Ryota narrowed his eyes, not sure weather to beleive him. "You're a sick bastard, I hope you know" he growled before stretching and curling into a ball on the floor, not planning on sleeping yet, just in case. "Note to self, don't struggle or scream" he muttered, rolling his eyes.

Kuja laughed lightly at the comment which Kuja took as a compliment, "Why yes, thank you I know." He said in response as he continued to flip through channels unable to find anything on that suit his tastes. He hummed slightly as he flipped through channels and glanced at Ryota wondering whether or not he was asleep.

Ryota rolled his eyes at the response before closing them. He listened to the sounds of the TV as Kuja switched channels, not sure if he was telling the truth when he said he wouldn't do anything. He shrugged it off though, pretty sure he'd wake up if someone tried to rape him, no matter how heavy a sleeper he was. He could sleep through people moving him or touching quite easily. He fell asleep within minutes, curled up against the wall.

Kuja waited a little longer, just until he knew that the blond was asleep before he turned off the TV and stood up. He started to look around the house until he found a marker. He wished it had been permanent but he hadn't been that lucky. He had promised he wouldn't rape him, but that was it. He walked back over to the blond being as light on his feet as he possibly could. He moved the blond so he could see his face before he took the cap off the marker and on one cheek wrote 'Rape' in big black bold writing and 'Me' on the other cheek adding a little heart beside the 'me'. He smirked and went back to turn the TV on, hiding the marker between the couch cushions.

Ryota slept on, not faltering in his deep sleep when Kuja moved him, or wrote on his face. He shifted slightly when the TV was turned back on, before he got into his normal sleeping habit, tossing and turning. He ended up rolling into the middle of the room, muttering in his sleep about jelly beans, sounding drugged.

Kuja looked down at the blond and laughed. A few minutes later both Cayden and Sephiroth came upstairs and Kuja noticed that for once Sephiroth was without his Masamune. But that thought only stayed in his mind for a few moments before they both noticed Ryota lying in the middle of the room randomly talking in his sleep and the words 'Rape Me' written on his face. Cayden walked over to the blond, noticed what was on his face, shot a look a Kuja who glued his eyes to the TV, though he had noticed the amused look on Cayden's face before hand. Sephiroth stood in the doorway but he was smiling slyly, Kuja glanced over at him and felt his face get hot at how amazing he looked with that sort of smile on his face, though it or an amused smile were the ones to ever be on his face it was still a rare sight. Kuja looked back at the TV. Sephiroth didn't leave the doorway and looked at Cayden and Ryota as Cayden kicked Ryota in the side, "WAKE UP!" he shouted.

Ryota mumbled some more in his sleep, shifting frequently, until something collided with his side and he heard someone yelling. His eyes snapped open and he struggled to sit up from the awkward position he was at, eyes wide. "Where the- oh, shit. I thought it was all a dream" he said with a sigh, glaring at the three people in the room tiredly. His face felt a little weird, like there was something on his cheeks, but he rubbed a hand on the cheek where 'rape' was written, his hand coming away with nothing, so he shrugged it off as just feeling weird from just waking up. "What the hell was that for?" he asked, glaring at Cayden, who was closest to him.

As Ryota woke up and rubbed his face Kuja put a fist to his mouth to stop from bursting into laughter and even Sephiroth seemed rather amused. Cayden sighed and ran a hand through his hair though he had a smile on his face as well. "Did I say you could sleep out here?" Cayden said crossing his arms. Kuja couldn't help it now as he looked at Ryota, "You know mutt...sometimes just looking at you screams 'rape me'." he said with a smile. Cayden glanced a the man on the couch before looking back at Ryota biting his lip to stop from laughing.

Ryota raised an eyebrow looking at the three people in the room, who all seemed to find something funny, though he had no idea what. He crossed his arms at Cayden's words, glaring at him. "What, now I'm not allowed to sleep where I want?" he asked, letting out an irritated sigh. His gaxe switched to Kuja when he spoke, glaring at him, though extremely confused. "Okay that's it, what's so funny?" he asked, able to tell that two of the three men were holding back laughter.

Sephiroth was the first to say anything as he walked across the room, he paused to stand beside Ryota, "Maybe I was wrong to stop Kuja earlier...It seems as though you were asking for it, like it was written all over your face." He said before striding across the rest of the room and went out into the backyard. Cayden watched Sephiroth and smirked at his words before he looked down at Ryota again, "And no you aren't allowed to sleep wherever you want. " He said before he went and sat beside Kuja on the couch. The two talked in whispers for a moment in each others ears before they started to laugh. Sephiroth came in a few minutes later, back to his regular rather expressionless face. He went and sat in the arm chair next to the couch.

Ryota glanced up at Sephiroth when he stopped beside him, his eyebrows furrowing as he thought over what the man had said. He opened his mouth as if to say something a few times, glaring up at Cayden for a moment when he confirmed the question he had asked earlier before looking at the ground, realizing what Sephiroth had said finally, just after the man walked back inside. He jumped to his feet and ran to the room he had spent the night in, avoiding the rope on the floor and skidding into the room, looking at his reflection in the mirror. "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" he screamed, staring at the words writting on his face along with the heart.

Cayden and Kuja were on the edge of their seats as Ryota ran out of the room and when he screamed they broke into laughter grabbing each others shoulders as the doubled over with laughter. Cayden patted Kuja on the back and even Sephiroth chuckled for a moment into the back of his hand before just smirking. These three really did have a twisted sense of humor though they would probably all find it funnier if Kuja had carved the words into his face.

Ryota could hear the laughter from the bathroom and he turned a furious glare in the direction of the living room before looking back at his reflection, turning on the tap hurredly and trying to wash the black ink off of his face. "Fucking bastard! Mother fucking sonofabitch!" he said loudly as he scrubbed at his face, not realizing how loud his curses were. Having 'rape me' written across his face was not what he needed, especially in that damned place.

They stopped laughing as they heard his cursing. Kuja looked at Cayden, "Do you suppose he's talking about me?" Cayden nodded. Kuja frowned, "Well I believe I'm going to go tell him to watch his language." He said standing up. he walked down the hall to the bathroom. he walked in and closed the door behind him. He leaned against the door and crossed his arms frowning at the blond. "You really have to learn how to watch your language, brat." He said.

Ryota glanced at the ink in the mirror every few seconds, checking his progress with the words, which were thankfully fading. Apparently the marker wasn't permanent, which was a releif to him. He glanced up as someone walked in and closed the door, glaring at Kuja ing the mirror. "I'll learn, eventually. Not like I want to. Now go away, asshole" he said angrily, glancing at his face again before growling in annoyance and scrubbing at his face harder.

Kuja frowned and his brows furrowed at Ryota's tone and words. He spun Ryota around to face him and slapped the blond across the face. "I'm serious, if you're not careful I will slowly kill you, I will tie you up and stuff you in a closet and leave you there until you die." He said in a harsh tone glaring at the blond furiously.

Ryota's eyes widened slightly when he was spun around, though narrowed when he was slapped. He glared down at Kuja, wiping some of the water off of his face on his arm. "And I'm serious too. I can't break some stupid habit in a day. Now go away." he turned back to the sink, hoping that the feminine man would just leave before he lost his tempter, since the marker wasn't fading very well, even if it was a lighter colour than before.