Because of you(RN only rated M for yaoi content!)

"Yeah, the first option sounds fun, but I think we could possibly get in trouble with Pein, for that," Sora said, laughing. It's be so much fun and it'd be highly entertaining to watch Hidan and Kakuzu fight over some food like a mutt would brawl with another for a scrap of meat. It'd be hilarious! Better than pitching it, probably, but also it could get them in more unnecessary trouble.

Ryota made a face, shrugging. "Who cares? I always get in trouble" he grinned, before putting on an innocent expression. "Plus, we're just leaving the food out so the other's don't starve to death!" he said solemnly before laughing. He couldn't hold a straight face for long. He would love to watch the others beat each other up for some leftover food, screw consiquences.

"I know you do," he answered, smirking at the innocent smile that contradicted the words he spoke. "And Pein wouldn't believe that. He knows you too well for him to believe that," he added. "No, wait. No one would believe you'd leave it out so others didn't starve. Why try in the first place?" he asked.

"Hmm, good point. . . then we could. . . " Ryota stopped speaking and thought, munching on some more burnt bacon. "We could stick it in the fridge to 'leave it for later'" he put air quotes around the words, grinning. They couldn't be blamed for that. Leave a stupid threatening note, and it would be completely normal, and people would still fight over it.

"Ahh, that would work," Sora said, grinning along with Ryota. "Whatever we don't finish, or I should say whatever you don't finish, we'll stick it in the fridge to 'save it for later.' You're always so devious, you know that?" Sora said, loving how Ryota could be.

Ryota smirked and leaned back a bit. "Yes, I know" he agreed, nodding. He started wolfing down some of the other things they had stolen, loving the taste of them, compared to what he normally had to eat, although some things weren't bad. "We couldn't possibly get in trouble for that, and it'll be so much fun" he grinned, unable to hide his excitement. He found such simple things to be fun. The only exciting things that happened around the base, in his opinion, was either getting screwed by Sora, or a fight breaking out.

"Yeah, okay then," Sora said, sitting back and picking at bits of toast now. He didn't exactly like the really crunchy ones, so he took the softer ones. They had a lot of butter unfortunately, but he'd live. He knew he shouldn't be as picky as he was when it came to food, so he just ate it. It did taste good either way. "Then once we get done with tasks from Pein, we can do whatever." Doing whatever was something he was looking forward to, but that wouldn't come for about....roughly five or six hours maybe.

Ryota continued to eat, just picking things up off the plate and stuffing them in his mouth. He swallowed what he was eating as Sora laid out their little plan, and he smirked. "And what would this 'whatever' be?" he asked, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively. He knew that was exactly what the redhead had meant anyways, but he wanted to hear him say it.

"Hmm, whatever you'd like it to be," Sora said, answering Ryota's suggestive question. "But that 'whatever' is possibly some good hard sex, you know. You still want that, babe?" he challenged, knowing Ryota would never hesitate to agree. He'd just wind up sore again, but he seemed to enjoy it, so....whatever, right?

Ryota grinned widely, not having to think about the question at all. "Mmm, fuck yeah" he answered, trying his best not to think about either past or future sex, knowing that he would have to wait until they were done their tasks. "Is there ever a time I would deny the opportunity?" he questioned, smirking. He would never turn it down from Sora. He was always begging for it anyways.

"Not that I can think of," Sora replied. Ryota never had and probably never would. Sora couldn't think of any reason for him to ever want to deny sex, so he couldn't ever imagine a time where Ryota would say no. He didn't think Ryota could say no, because he'd never ever hear him say no to anything when they were doing it. Well, except when he asked if they wanted to stop. That was about it though. Ever. "I like to hear you beg, it turns me on," he said.

Ryota grinned wider, wondering if the day would ever come that he would deny sex. Unless it was from someone other than Sora. . . then he would deny immediately, but that was beside the point. "Hmm, it turns you on? Then maybe I should start begging now" he smirked. He was all for skipping the chores they would be given to do, and just banging each other right where they were, but he knew it probably wasn't a great idea.

I'd love that, but I know you're just trying to skip out on our tasks again," Sora said, wishing he could have Ryota start begging now. "I know you well enough to know you'd try and get out of these at every opportunity that became available. Pein'll get mad if we skip for sex again, you know." They'd done that once or twice because Ryota had managed to seduce Sora into doing him. He really did try a lot of things to get out of chores.

Ryota sighed and made a face, deffinitly preferring sex above chores. He would rather do anything than chores, except maybe fuck someone other than Sora. . . like some creepy old man. . . or Tobi. . . urgh. "Fine. . . later then" he crossed his ams and pouted, but only for a moment, before he dropped the expression, starting to eat again. "I don't see why you care so much about what Pein wants though" he laughed and ate some more, his stomach nowhere near full yet.

"Because look at it this way; if the only thing we do is keep others up at night, eat, and sleep, do you think Pein would find much use in us? We'd probably be thrown out of there if we did nothing and lounged about, right?" he said, using words Ryota would easily follow along with. He knew if he spoke too fast or if he used too big of words Ryota might possibly lose comprehension or interest in the conversation. Not saying he was a simpleton, but still. He knew him well enough to know how to hold his attention. "If we can pull our own weight, then he shouldn't mind too much, is my theory."

Ryota listened to the explainaion, seeing the sense in it, as much as he didn't want to. "Ugh, I guess you're right. I pull my weight sometimes though. . . when I go on missions. . . even if I don't want to" he sighed and made a face, again. He hated having to go on missions, seeing as Pein normally sent him on long ones to keep the base silent for a bit. "I think he's going to mind anyways, but he won't throw us out, I guess" he said, sticking another peice of toast in his mouth.

"I don't see why he wouldn't," Sora said with a shrug of dismissal. "Who can really say what exactly Pein would do it we didn't do enough work and all we did was freeload off the place." Well, it made sense, sort of, kind of? Maybe, sort of kind of-ish-ness. ((I dunno, I say this too))

"Hmm. . . he'd probably kill us before he would kick us out. . . we know too much. . . we could go for revenge or something and go spewing secrets everywhere. . . he'd deffinitly kill us first" Ryota rolled his eyes, knowing that he was probably right. Pein would probably kill them if they got to be too much of a nuiscance, not doing any work, keeping everyone awake, and eating all the food. "Well, I guess we shouldn't tempt fate, so we;ve gotta do work" sadly admitting what Sora had said was true.

"True, and actually, I didn't even think about that part," Sora said, considering the matter now that it had been brought up. Pein could kill them, and the reason was pretty good, even if he wouldn't speak of anything from the Akatsuki, still. You couldn't blame him for maybe needing to kill them if they weren't doing their part for the organization. "As long as we do enough then we should be fine. And if we don't cross the line too many times. That always helps, you know."

"Hmm, yeah, I guess" Ryota agreed, nodding. He didn't like the idea of having to work more, and doing less of what he wanted, at all, but it had to be done if they wanted to stay alive, most likely. He finished off the food that he wanted, and he fell back on the grass, letting out a content sigh. "Well, I'm full, how about you?" he asked, turning his head to look at Sora and shaking his bangs out of his face.

"I'm good too," Sora replied, since he never ate to make himself full, but just sufficient to get through a couple hours. They had a fair amount of food left. Enough to make the other Akatsuki fight for maybe ten, fifteen minutes. "We could possibly give Nami first choice on something. She might or might not eat it though, since she only needs to eat like, once or twice a week," he said, since Nami wouldn't ultimately care about fighting for food but as far as he knew, she hadn't eaten yet during the week.

"MM'kay, then let's shove this stuff in the fridge and see what happens" Ryota said with a grin, pushing all of the food onto one plate and standing up. He looked down at the empty plates and laughed, picking one up. "I wonder if these work as frizbees?" he had always wondered that, and had wanted to try it, so he held it like a frizbee and threw it, laughing some more as it went a few feet before falling and shattering. "Well that was eventful".

"Oh yeah, totally more eventful then two gays robbing a restaurant and then blowing the place up," Sora said. "That just epically pwned our stunt, wouldn't you think?" he asked jokingly. Like anything or anyone could pwn them at anything. They were just plainly too awesome. Or so he liked to think.

((. . . u know what I just realized?? even though hes not part of the Akatsuki, Sora is the most normal person there XD ))

Ryota laughed and nodded. "Yup. That beats all, especially the stunt we just pulled. I think it may be at the top of the 'epicest things I've ever done' list" he grinned, knowing that there was no way in hell that was true. Robbing and blowing up a resteraunt, maybe. "The whole resteraunt thing was pretty damn epic though. . . think we'll be front page news or something?" he asked with a laugh.

((Oh yeah, he is, isn't he? X3> Very nice observation))

"We have to be! It's the best thing that's happened in that boring old village in a long time!" Sora agreed, imagining the headline would be something like, "Two terrorists steal from restaurant and blow up the place," or something similar to that. Something cool, maybe. "We're so awesome," Sora snickered.