Unexpected to Say the Least

Ryota rolled his eyes at Hidan's words but had to hold back his laughter again as Tobi didn't seem to have anything to say to that. As he pretty much just stood in the doorway Ryota move back a little bit more, hoping to stay out of the way and not be dragged into anything. He was good enough at injuring himself by being clumsy, he didn't need help. He had to bite his lip to keep from laughing again when Revelation shot his dad in the shoulder and left, knowing that if he let his laughter out he would most likely be in alot of shit. Tobi left after Revelation did, going to sit back down and probably eat the 'food' that Itachi cooked. Ryota walked out of the room after that, leaving Hidan on the floor bleeding. He decided not to go to his room at the moment, knowing that it was probably where Revelation was and they deffinitly didn't enjoy each others' company. He walked back to the table and sat down, letting his head drop and hit the table, sighing as he thought of his cruel punishment. Thinking of the he looked up, thinking of asking Kakuzu when they were going to get another bed in their room. Deciding he was too lazy, he let his head drop again and he fell asleep at the table for about an hour before he woke and and found that he was alone. Getting up he walked to his room slowly and opened the door. He knew that Revelation was going to be on his bed before he even looked inside, so he walked across the room and leaned against the wall, crossing his arms. "Get out of my bed" he said tiredly.

Revelation's eyes hadn't left the ceiling as he thought. He had no idea how long he had been there and he had found he had taken his necklace out of his pocket and was fiddling with it. He wasn't really looking at anything, but it still would have looked odd. He noticed the door open but didn't bother looking at it. At the moment he was debating in his head wether he should stay here or try and leave. When Ryota spoke, Revelation just ignored him. The other man sounded tired, but at the moment Revelation wasn't going to move. His gun was strapped to his hip again in case he had to use it again. The blonde could sleep on the floor...

Ryota sighed when he was ignored and shrugged off of the wall. "Get out of my bed" he said again, more loudly this time. Sleeping at the table wasn't really that comfortable and he wasn't about to give his bed up to a fucker who he'd met that day. He wasn't in the best mood right now and all he wanted to do was go to sleep. In his bed. The blonde had already made up his mind that if Revelation didn't comply he was going to take it by force. His arms were still crossed and he glared down at the man on his bed as he walked closer slowly, kicking some random crap out of his way as he went.

Revelation just sighed as Ryota repeated himself, he did not want to deal with the blonde right now, he didn't want to have to deal with ANYONE at the moment. One hand let go of the chain in his hands ad went to the gun on his hip. Quickly drawing it and aiming it at Ryota, "No I'm sorry...I don't want to at the moment." By now he was sure everyone in the Akatsuki knew he would shoot anyone he had the mind to shoot and at the moment that just happened to be Ryota, "Unless you want some lead between your eyes you will leave me the fuck alone..." he said his eyes still hadn't really left the ceiling, he trusted him aim with a gun more then anything or anyone.He was deadly accurate even if he wasn't looking, it was just a shame Hidan was immortal. But blondie here wasn't.

Ryota raised an eyebrow at the drawn gun. "I've heard death threats every day of my life since I was able to walk. Never stopped me before" he paused as if to say something else but he grabbed the end of the gun quickly and moved to punch the albino in the face, not caring if he got shot or not. He wasn't going to sleep on the floor. It seemed stupid that he would do that much just to get an asshole out of his bed, but the blonde would do anything. Unless it was so stupid not even Tobi would. Then not even he would. But he took risks every day, pissing off everyone, not caring how dangerous they were.

Ryota's fist made contact with Revelation face, "AHCK!" he said and pulled the trigger, his aim had to be off but from where he was aiming before hitting Ryota still seemed possible, though now it would probably end up in the blonde shoulder, not in his heart like he had wanted. He growled and got up advanceing on Ryota, "I'm going to fucking kill you! I'm not going to fucking deal with you now!" he yelled, placing one hand under his nose, holding it then in front of his face his dark red blood could be seen on his hand, "Oh you're in for it, Blondie." he said aiming at Ryota and clutching at his nose.

Ryota screamed as the bullet made contact with his shoulder. He knew that it had been aimed for his heart but he was thankful for it missing, mostly due to himself. He put one hand over it and the blood seeped through his hand. "Fuck you asshole!" he replied. The blonde hadn't been in the mood for this anyways, so at the albino's next words he kicked at him angrily. He didn't plan on getting murdered so he grabbed the only pillow off of the bed, planning on sleeping on the couch instead of getting killed. He headed for the door, ripping it open furiously.

Revelation would have smiled if he wasn't so furious. He waited for Ryota to be out of the room then made his way to the closet, he ripped it open with one hand, the other still keeping the blood from his nose get everywhere. He looked for a spare pillow. But of course the idiotic blonde didn't have one handy. So he decided to get a little more revenge, he saw a spare cloak picked it up and ripped off one of the sleeves holding that to his bloody nose instead of his hand. The rest of the cloak he rolled into a ball and put on the bed in place of a pillow. He lay back down on the bed and sighed. He went back to thinking not expecting to sleep right now...or anytime soon, he didn't actually NEED the bed, but he wanted it all the same.

Ryota slammed the door behind him, not caring who he woke up. He stormed to the kitchen and grabbed a dishtowel, shrugging off his cloak to tie it over his shoulder and under his arm securely. The blood started to soak through already when he walked into the living room and threw the pillow down, sprawling on the couch and closing his eyes. He fell asleep quickly, too exausted to stay awake. When he woke up the next day it was mid-morning, and he woke to someone shoving his legs aside riughly so they could sit down. He knew it could be anyone so he grumbled and opened his eyes to see who it was.

Hidan had shoved the blondes legs off the couch as he sat down and flicked on the television. He started surfing channels he barely ecknowlegded Ryota lying there. When he did he looked at him for a moment then said in a slightly hushed voice, "Where's Revelation?" He looked back at the flashing lights of the TV as he flipped through the channels. Hoping to get an answer...though he guessed it didn't really matter anyway since his son didn't like him at all anyway. He looked at Ryota again and cocked an eyebrow, "And what's with the blood soaked towel around your arm?" he asked, it was an injury, it had blood, he HAD to be interested.

Seeing Hidan Ryota rolled his eyes. "Revelation's having a great fucking sleep in my bed!" he growled angrily. He sat up akwardly, sore from sleeping on the couch. It was a bitch to sleep on. He looked at the T.V. as well, not really paying attention to what was on the screen. "The towel is because he fucking shot me because I wanted to sleep in my own fucking bed instead of the floor". The blonde tugged the towel off and grimaced slightly at the pain. He hadn't taken the bullet out, which he did now, hissing as he stuck his finger in the hole to get the metal out. Once it was dropped on the floor he re-tied the towel around it and looked back on the T.V., having nothing better to do.

Hidan laughed, he couldn't really help it, his son was a fighter if anything...but just the fact that Revelation was alive made Hidan wonder what had happened to his other son, Teioh. But he shouldn't think about stuff like that, he needed to concentrate on things that were happening now, not things that would just cause him trouble. He had to make his son believe that he hadn't done anything, that he hadn't meant for there mother, his amazingly beautiful girl, to be killed. The fact he WAS thinking about it made his heart ache, and he felt a sort of lump form in his throat as if he was going to cry, he rubbed his throat and blinked his eyes rapidly trying to get the tears that were forming to go away, he wasn't allowed to cry, not with his reputation. He had placed the remote on the couch between the two people and it had stopped on some random childish cartoon where a cartoon mouse and cat were hitting eachother with mallets. Hidan sighed, "So, you going to kick him out of your bed now or ou afraid of gettin shot again?" he asked, hoping his feelings weren't showing too much on his face and in his voice.

Ryota rolled his eyes at Hidan's laughted. Of course he found it funny. When the T.V. stopped at a random cartoon he raised a blonde eyebrow and glanced sideways at the Jashinist. Seeing him blinking like that and rubbing his throat his eyebrow raised even more but he tried not to laugh as he turned back to the cartoon, really confused. The blonde rolled his brown eyes at the comment about him being scared. "I WAS going to kick him out when he was asleep but right now I'm too tired. Like I'd be scared of him" he wasn't scared of Revelation at all. He continued to piss the taller albino off even after being shot five times. That should show people that he's not scared. Or so he figured.

Hidan shrugged, he was pretty sure his little bit of emotion there had disappeard. He picked up the remote again and starting flicking through the channels like he had been before, "Ok you might not be scared of him, but you sure must be pissed, that he's new here and he's already stronger then you." Hidan said with an evil grin, looking sideways at the young blonde. He shifted in his seat, hoping that those damn memories would leave him alone and let him think like he normally would with his stupid useless ideas and plans...or the nothing that would usual be in his head.

Ryota's fists clenched at Hidan's words. "He's not stronger than me" he defended himself rather loudly. "All he has to do is pull a fucking trigger, and anyone can do that" he wasn't as loud with this part. He glared at the Jashinist angrily. He had a feeling that he'd be training more often than he normally did, just to make sure that he was stronger than Revelation, although he didn't know how strong the younger albino was physically, only how his aim was. The blonde crossed his arms angrily, wincing as the gun wounds hit his arms.

Hidan just laughed and shook his head, "You don't know how strong he is...You've only been shot." he rubbed his jaw, remebering the pain of getting punched there by his son earlier, "He's almost a match for me...almost." he said with a smile. He looked at the clock on the channel it the Tv landed on...8 in the morning...already...the other would be starting to get up now. Hidan sighed, he didn't want to put up with anyone at the moment. Especially his son...if Revelation happened to wake up.

Ryota rolled his eyes and grumbled to himself grumpily. He hadn't gotten much sleep on the stupid couch, especially since he was bleeding to death. Or so he complained to himself. The bleeding had stopped a while after he tied the towel on, but there was nothing for him to do while he was trying to sleep but talk to himself. So he did. For a few hours, he randomly conversed with himself. If anyone had gotten up to get a drink or anything in the middle of the night they would have thought he was insane. Although they already thought he was insane anyways. The blonde had seen the time on the T.V. when the channel was changed and he got up, muttering about getting a real bandage on his shoulder. He walked to his room and walked into the vacant bathroom, not even glancing at the bed or around the room. He cleaned the wound and bandaged it up, before walking back out of the room, not acknowledging his partner's existence at all.

Hidan sighed and laid down on the couch now that Ryota was gone. He stared up at the ceiling thinking a little, but not enough to make him as upset as he was just a couple minutes before.

Revelation lay awake on the bed and acknowledged Ryota about as much as the blonde acknowledged him. But none the less after the blond had left the room her got up. He was a bit to lazy to put on his cloak...so he just drapped it over his shoulder and walked out of the room, running a hand through his white hair making it even more messy then it had been, making sure the ribbon was still in place...he never took it out. He walked towards the room where the TV was located, only wearing his bants, his pale, scar covered chest slightly cold as he walked into the room. Who he saw made him almost want to turn around and walk back into the other room, but he was already here and didn't want to have to walk all the way back. So he slumped down in one of the comfortable armchairs. He didn't bother even glancing over at his father sprawled out on the couch. Instead he yawned slightly and leaned as far back as he could in the chair, resting his eyes.

Hidan tensed slightly as his son walked into the room, but tried to ignore, and acted as though nothing had changed in the room. He hadn't actually gotten a good look at his son. He bent his head back to look at the young albino man...there were a lot of scars on his chest, some like indented circles as though something large had penetrated the skin there. There were also thin lines that crossed almost every inch of skin. it was kind of upsetting...he had forgotten his son had lived on the street for so long. Then Hidan heard footsteps so he snaped his head back to look up at the cieling again.

Ryota walked into the kitchen and serched for something edible. Anything would be good. He located a box of stale crackers and pulled it out, beggining to munch on them. He wandered back to the living room to see Revelation seated in one of the chairs. The tall blonde rolled his eyes as he turned on his heel and walked back to the kitchen, crackers still hand. He didn't want to be near that ass. Finding nothing to do in the kitchen he pretty much walked up the hallway and back down before being so bored that he gave up and sat down right in front of the T.V., which cut off almost all of the view because of his height. He wasn't even paying attention to what was on, he just wanted to piss off the two other people in the room.

Revelation had kinda dozed off again while he rested his eyes and wasn't really noticing anything that was going on around him at the moment. He didn't hear Ryota walk into the room and wouldn't really care even if he did know.

Hidan glared at the blonde as he sat down in front of the TV...truth be told... looking at the back of the blondes head was more interesting then anything that was on the TV...but still Hidan was agtiated and looking for any sort of outlet. He reached over and grabbed his shoe and chucked it at the blonde's head, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" he yelled. He grabbed his other shoe and threw it not noticing that Ryota's head wouldn't be in the same place it was before, it hit the TV and knocked it over. He heard the sickening crack of broken glass as the TV broke..., "Aw crap...Kakuzu is going to KILL me..."

Revelation jerked awake and looked over at the broken TV..."wow..." was all he could say he was still to asleep to say anything more then that. He barely noticed Ryota or his father...he kinda acted like the TV had gotten up and fallen over itself...then he just leaned back and went back to sleep.

Ryota ate his crackers silently until he felt Hidan's shoe connect with the back of his head. He fell to the side and flipped the older albino off before hearing the crack of the TV and he looked at it while rubbing the back of his head. The blonde couldn't help it as he burst out laughing, knowing that Hidan was DEAD. He lay on the floor laughing for a moment before struggling to his feet painfully until he stood doubled over, completely ignoring the fact that his partner had woken up.

Deidara had been walking to the kitchen when he heard Hidan yelling, something crack, and his son laughing. There was no mistaking Ryota's laugh. He walked to the living room to see the broken TV, and he knew what that was all about, seeing as the crackers were on the ground beside the broken TV. Ryota often chose to sit right in front of the screen, mostly just to piss people off. The shorter blonde started to laugh as well but not as loud or hard as his hyper son.

Hidan cursed in loud long streams...this was not a good thing. But then he knew it, he slipped out of the room quietly. If Kakuzu walked in and didn't see Hidan there the blame would be put automatically on the younger blonde. Or at least this is what he hoped as he dashed down the hall.

Kakuzu walked quickly into the room, "I heard money being wasted..." he said in a deep tone. He glared at both the laughing blondes, the albino asleep on one of the chairs and of course the broken TV. He walked over and immediantly knew who did it. He glared at Ryota for a while before saying, "Where'd Hidan go..." he picked up Hidan's shoe which had embedded itself in the TV screen.

Revelation opened one eye as the two blondes laughed. He saw that things had changed a little...his dad was gone and Kakuzu was here. Deidara had also shown up and was laughing almost as obnoxiously as his son.

Ryota didn't notice when Hidan left, he just kept on laughing. He didn't even know his dad was there. Hearing Kakuzu's words he looked up, slightly surprised at the change in company, but he continued to laugh. "How can you HEAR money being wasted!?" he managed to choke out, his face getting redder as he continued to laugh. "No clue where he went". He found it histerical that Hidan's shoe was embedded in the TV and he fell over, not able to hold himself up as he laughed.

Deidara had seen Hidan leave so after he had calmed his laughing so he could actually speak properly he pointed to where the Jashinist had gone. "He went that way" the shorter blonde said with another quick laugh. He looked down at his son choking on his own spit on the floor and he couldn't help but poke him with his foot before helping him up. The blonde teen soon stopped his laughter and concentrated on his breathing while Deidara grabbed the box of crackers his son had dropped and started eating them, before chucking one at Revelation because he had nothing better to do.

Kakuzu just glared at Ryota, by know they should have all known that when it came to money...nothing was impossible for Kakuzu. He shook his head at the younger blonde then heard Deidara talking and turned to face him. He looked where he pointed then nodded, "Thank you Deidara. I'll go deal with him..." With that he walked out of the room cracking his knukles.

Hidan meanwhile was hiding under his bed hoping that Kakuzu wasn't looking for him...hopefully Ryota had been blamed. But of course he was out of luck as Kakuzu walked in the room and Hidan pressed himself more the the ground hoping he wouldn't be spotted. But apparently he had no luck cause Kakuzu flipped dthe bed over and Hidan just barely made it out the door again dashing around the base trying to escape Kakuzu's wrath.

Revelation woke up when the cracker hit him. Though he hadn't really been asleep, how COULD you be asleep with all these imbeciles laughing and now the running up and down the halls of Hidan trying to run away from Kakuzu. Revenlation sat up and glared Deidara and Ryota. His cloak which he had been using as a blanket fell to the ground but he didn't care. His pink eyes looked around the room, he had no idea what there was to do here, except get crakers ger thrown at you by some idiotic blonde.

From where Ryota was on the couch he laughed a bit at the sound of Hidan running up and down the halls. "BOOK IT HIDAN, BOOK IT!!!!!" he yelled, not really caring if he heard as he laughed again, though it didn't last as long as before. He completely ignored Revelation still, trying not to laugh at the fact that his dad had thrown a cracker at him.

Deidara grinned when Revelation glared at them. "Just making sure you're still alive" he said with a laugh before sitting on the couch beside the taller blonde and offering him some crackers which the ever-hungry teen gladly accepted. He turned his attention to the wrecked TV, watching it closedly as if it was working. He did that whenever it was broken, as if trying to will it to fix itself. It was a strange scene with the two blondes silently eating their crackers while staring intently at the remains of their TV.